Sybil Bruncheon's "Hollywood Lines That Might Have Been"...

Birdie Coonan to Margo Channing…

"So the doctor prescribes six packs a day, a quart of Kentucky bourbon, and non-stop basting with butter!... You'll definitely win the Sarah Siddons as Biggest Smoked Ham!"...

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Sybil Bruncheon's Holiday Hollywood Hilarity!…

“Listen! AGED IN WOOD bombed, and so did your stupid FOOTSTEPS ON THE CEILING!.... now strap on your fat-suit, and get your ass over to Macy's! They only hired you as Santa because I begged them!... well… that… and you're a baritone!!!!"...

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