Sybil Bruncheon's "Hysterical Histories On This Date - November 17th!"...

... in 1479 - Florence, Italy... Domenica Fibrilligi, the Contessa of Sfogliatelle...

Never a particularly attractive young girl, poor Domenica wanted to be desired like so many of her classmates in the Little Sisters of St. Brutina Academy for Privileged Ladies. Domenica was not even considered prettier than her brothers who were known for their broken noses and cauliflower ears from too many years of roustabouting with the Capulets and Montagues from neighboring towns... (or with farm animals who resisted amorous invitations on Saturday nights!) Interestingly, when Domenica was asked by the family physician if she would want to go to a great surgeon of international renown to have something... ANYTHING changed about her appearance...

...the first words out of her mouth were, "MY BREASTS ARE TOO SMALL!"...

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