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Sybil Bruncheon has been performing on stage, radio, TV, film, and in various Vaudeville, burlesque, church basement, county fair, and sideshow....uh..."venues" for most of her 29 years. She is available for bookings for just about anything and can be reached at bruncheon@hotmail.com and on her website sybilbruncheon.com. She is a proud member of the Actors Equity Association and the Screen Actors Guild. Her erdo number is 16.

The wedding of Suzanne Switezer; Suzanne’s family had made their fortunes in a huge dairy empire they had built starting in the 1880s, and along with the thousands of cows they herded and milked, they had created a spectacularly successful cheese company, Switezer’s Swiss. Maybe that was why Suzanne’s parents were so disappointed when she decided to marry Billy Jay Jonquer, the infamous “Kansas Koosher”. He had bludgeoned seven elderly ladies over the course of a three year crime-spree. But Suzanne was devoted to him and all his prison mates too. That’s why she planned and catered a “Cheese Festival Wedding”. It was held right there in the top-security cafeteria, just off Death Row… and her bridesmaids were all fully armed with pepper spray… to celebrate Switezer’s newly released Pepper Jack Semi-Soft!

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DATELINE! ....Prayerful Corners, Wyoming..... The On-Your-Knees Sepulchre & Souvenir Emporium is celebrating the once-a-year festival of Smile Day when brides-to-be, high school graduates, and Spelling Bee Finalists are allowed to wear colored clothing, prints, and even fabrics other than burlap. The mayor of Prayerful Corners cut the ribbon for the 24 hour parade and party on the traditional third Thursday in July, when the normally somber citizens toss their black and grey garments to the floor and take their first baths of the year! Then it's every man, woman, and child for themselves! Many have saved up loose change and found pennies to buy fabric, Elmer's glue, and office staplers to put together any shreds of whimsy they can manage in the short time they have. It's a mad dash to weddings, award ceremonies, pie eating contests, piñata breaking, three-legged races, and karaoke barbecues! Because by midnight on Friday everything must be tossed into the giant Bonfire Of Stinky Sinfulness in the town square, and the holy vows of glad-to-be-gloominess begin again. Yes! Laugh it up ladies!.... in a few hours it's back on your knees, and NOT to catch a crepe paper bridal bouquet!

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