Sybil Bruncheon's "Halloween Morning-Afters"... #71…

… That wonderful feeling when you wake up on November 1st and realize that you're actually a swan! A beautiful swan... and NOT an ugly duckling like you dreamed the night before!

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Sybil Bruncheon's "Halloween Morning-Afters"... #31…

… That awful feeling you really shouldn’t come home with strangers after a Halloween-Love-In…

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Sybil Bruncheon's "Halloween Morning-Afters"... #19…

… So you and your friends discuss Trick-or-Treating triumphs... and tragedies... and why did the Fergusons hand out stale candy corn again this year?!?! (sigh!)...

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Sybil Bruncheon's "Halloween Morning-Afters"... #62…

… So you and your friends discuss Trick-or-Treating triumphs... and tragedies... and why did the Fergusons hand out stale candy corn again this year?!?! (sigh!)...

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Sybil Bruncheon's "Halloween Morning-Afters"... #182…

… That awful moment when you realize... maybe you ate one too many Twizzlers...

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Sybil Bruncheon's "Halloween Morning-Afters"… #26...

... You immediately start fittings for next year's costume after your Halloween party fiasco last night...

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Sybil Bruncheon's "Halloween Morning-Afters"... #311...

... Sometime before breakfast... you realize that "Turkey Dinner Flavored Candy Corn" doesn't really make it any better... and that, perhaps, it won't work for Thanksgiving after all...

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Sybil Bruncheon's "Holiday Reminder!... A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT FROM P.E.T.A…

… is YOUR pet safe from the dangers of OVER-celebrating?"...

The heartbreak of alcohol abuse in the modern pet household... Does your pet drink privately when you're at work??... Have you ever seen your pet casually brush things off kitchen counters while staring at you... or pretend to read the newspaper, and then eat it?... Does he or she hide stashes of catnip or old smelly socks under sofas, in cardboard boxes, or buried in houseplants?... Does your four-legged friend cry inconsolably during broadcasts of the Westminster Kennel Club show... or old Nine Lives commercials??... Does your pet secretly entertain OTHER pets in your home when you're away on vacation, possibly while wearing a coconut brassiere and a grass skirt?... Have you found livestock-nudey magazines, kitten calendars, cassette tapes involving barnyard sounds, or OTHER pets' collars in YOUR underwear drawer???... Has your pet begun to wear make-up, very subtle at first, but gradually tending towards evening make-up for just a simple walk around the block in the morning?.. and finally lipstick way outside its lip line? These are all warning signs of the lonely downward spiral of pet-substance-abuse... don't let shame or "magical thinking" keep YOU from helping your loved one!!!! Act now!!!!!! Dial P-U-S-S-Y D-R-U-N-K today! That's right! Dial 787-793-7865....There's no time to waste!!!...

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