Sybil Bruncheon's "Springtime Weddings from Here & There!"... Steversville, UT.

The wedding of Carl Pentaligon; Carl may have been the happiest groom that Steversville had ever seen. And why not? His ceremony was a joyous one at the Blesséd Blood of the Loving Lamb Church where he was married to four of the daughters of the congregation. On that same single day, four separate ladies became… um… “one with him” as their shared husband. Sadly, as at the photo session shortly after the ceremony, he stumbled backwards and impaled himself on a bench leg, as you can see here!... He moved to San Francisco later that week… and opened a bath house for single gentlemen.

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Sybil Bruncheon's "Springtime Weddings from Here & There!"... Munters Corners, WI.

The wedding of Patricia Kale; Patty Kale had been the popular captain of the cheerleader squad both in high school and later at the local Community College For Interior Design Sciences. Her brides’s maids included (standing from left) Janice Roland, Brenda Mae Connor, Patty herself, Tiffany Post, and kneeling, Katy Marie Kale, (her niece and flower girl), and Marcia Roth, her Maid-Of-Honor.

It was Patty’s Associate’s Degree in Merchandising that inspired the folks at Woolworth’s where she did their decorating for the Holidays. They were thrilled to store all the Christmas decorations in January and February, and have their Ladies’ Fine Fashion Department remake them all later into the bridal-wear for her Springtime wedding. Patty had gotten the idea from “Gone With The Wind” which was showing at the Munters Movie Revival Palace!... and the velvet and satin gowns were a perfect tribute to Scarlett O’Hara… no one even seemed to notice the holly‘n’spice scented candle spill on Janice Roland’s lap.

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Sybil Bruncheon's "Springtime Weddings from Here & There!"... Pallpointe, PA.

The wedding of Debbie Lindt; Long before people in polite society started to even whisper about fetishes, there was gossip about wedding nights involving stuffed animals, and “intimate apparel” made out of bath mats, artificial fur, discarded mink coats, and shag carpeting. Rumors had swirled in the girls’ locker room about Debbie for years, and then, finally, on her wedding day!... well, there it was. The evidence was everywhere; in the little caps, the muffs, the collars, and hemlines… and in the little “special guests” that joined the wedding party at Debbie’s invitation. That’s the “father of the bride” in the tux on the extreme left, and gay cousin “Pierre the Cocker-Poodle” on the far right!

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Sybil Bruncheon's "Springtime Weddings from Here & There!"... Wilkes Barre, Pa.

The wedding of Greta Handbethers; For once, all the bridesmaids seemed to be happy enough with the gowns that were designed for them. Sadly, Greta's childhood friend, Mary Alice Coop had spilled hot chocolate on her own the night before during a scary movie marathon on channel 7. She made the mistake of washing her gown with some of her Dad's dark socks... oh well…

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Sybil Bruncheon's "Springtime Weddings from Here & There!"... Perrysburg, Ohio.

The wedding of Elizabeth Hale Hampton; The theme of the wedding had been decided as "A Midsummer Night's Dream" where all the bridesmaids and attendants would be dressed as fairies, butterflies, and moths. Sadly, Ms. Hampton's Uncle Ned, who had recently been diagnosed with Alzheimer's disease, crop-dusted the ceremony. The evening news reported seven dead, and thirteen in critical condition, including the bride and groom.

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