A NEW George Sweet Doorway Mystery! – “Dreams On The Doorstep“ ...

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... was it a dream? How do we know that any moment we’re experiencing isn’t merely a dream? Isn’t every dream real, totally consuming and real in the moment we’re living in it?...well, “real” until some of them begin to amuse or sadden or terrify us to the point where our psyches or ids or egos, or our sense of self-preservation finally says “NO! NO! This is a dream! Nothing but a stupid, stupid dream, and I’m going to wake up! Now! I’m going to wake up, and you’re too silly, or you’ve hurt me too deeply, or you’re too horrible, but you’re not real, and I can escape by waking up! I’M WAKING UP!!!”… and you do! 

Irina wasn’t sure when or where she was as she stood in front of the beautiful doorway. Had she been there before, or always been there, waiting for some unknown person to open it? …or perhaps for it to open by itself? That doorway covered with inlaid shells in glorious patterns…and …were those actual pearls? Real pearls in all shapes, sizes, and colors?... had she seen it before?... or knew where it led? Was it her own home, or the doorway to another wonderful unknown place? A place that filled her with a free, almost wild joy about something new… a new life in a new place…and a new her? ...Leaving everything that was the “before” in life behind. Everything that was the “before” about Irina behind.

And so, as she stood there, staring at that door covered…encrusted in millions of the most extraordinary shells, she began to float in a place free of reality, the tiresome weight of reality, and she floated into the colors, the swirling shapes, the artistry and intricacy of what stood in front of her. Some brilliant hand had taken the genius of Nature’s undersea palette and architecture and laid it all out to stand over her as she stood looking up in awe. Humbled and small and yet, somehow elated.

And as she stood just inches from all that detail, and leaned in to study it, she didn’t even question as the shapes and colors began to slowly swirl just out of the corner of her eye. Was it? In the frame?..No…did it move? Did something move? When her eyes darted to the left or the right, to the place where something… did it? No. YES! There! No… Always something on the door, in the lintel…some swirl or edge… a triangle of long thin shells..or had it been laid out as star? …the colors and patterns played with her...teasing. Dazzling and baffling her, almost as if they were merrily playing with a kitten, frisking and scampering just out of reach…

...and as her eyes marveled at what she couldn’t even begin to comprehend, Irina didn’t notice the small twinkling edge of water that began to seep from underneath the left edge of the door. It slid slowly towards her foot, and then pooled and crept over the inlaid marble, polished so brightly in the floor’s mosaic that the water’s sheen was lost in the glassy mirror of the stone. The water slid more and more rapidly, beginning to ripple almost as it moved in a sheet, past Irina’s feet, and beyond.

 But Irina didn’t see. Her eyes were carried into the shells, the shells of all those magically ornate little creatures from deep in the dark waters of the world, evolving quietly away into new and stranger shapes and destinies, living or dreaming their own journeys… living or dreaming by the millions through the eons to be gathered and admired, honored and arranged, treasured and fastened in place…while Irina stood transported… dreaming. Seeing, yet unseeing. As the water, both warm and cool at the same time, trickling like laughter from a lover, yet somehow silent, rose slowly and steadily. Swirling like the shapes made of shells on the door. Water filling the room, or wherever. The place with the doorway….and the girl, dreaming, or not, as the water climbed and climbed, and the girl stood, rapt with what her eyes were seeing and believing. Nothing else. Just the visions of the shells, their colors and shapes, and the dreams of the shells and the dreams of the creatures that had built and lived in those millions of shells…. And the water that had held and carried all of them… Irina, the shells….through time, to this place of no place, and no time. To be… or dream…or… to dream of being… or perhaps, merely being a dream…

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Tour-ette from my little driveway-garden... Peonies can be a pain in the ASS! 6/1/2021

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Sybil Bruncheon's "Aren't People Interesting?... The Malachi Brothers...

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The three Malachi boys (Arthur, William, and Ernest) had always been athletic... and yet also given to a certain "artistic" proclivity evidenced in their ways with clothing, fabric, and the decoration of their widowed Mother's home. Even at a very young age, they were referred to by the neighbors as "Mother Malachis' Little Helpers", sometimes admiringly, but also derisively on occasion, especially when they opened their drapery and lampshade concession at Pinkleton's Department Store in East Lansing, Michigan. That was why they all began exercising heavily in their early teens, and became extremely talented acrobats in the Vaudeville "Strong Man Circuit" as The Marvelously-Muscled Malachis!!! They performed all over the United States and eventually went abroad as guest stars for all the crowned heads of Europe touring along with Annie Oakley, Buffalo Bill, and Regis the Wonder Donkey. The fact that they designed their own costumes further delighted and intrigued their European admirers, royals, gentry, and commoners alike, although they kept their designing talents secret from the American public...for obvious reasons.

Interesting side note; The boys first initials were "A", "W', and "E" which was used by the publicity managers and producers who coined the word "AWEsome" as part of the media-blitz.

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From Sybil Bruncheon's "MY MERRY MEMOIRS"... chapter 111, page 712... Dagmar, Me, and The War...

It was in 1942 when I had been recruited by the OSS as an espionage agent and part-time assassin. I was a very public celebrity in the Hollywood and Broadway circuits, always in the society columns in the papers, which was a fabulous cover, so no one would believe that the middle-aged, frumpy cleaning lady leaving my dressing rooms was actually me in disguise carrying military secrets, battle strategies, secret communiques, or a gun with a silencer... on my way to a dangerous assignment.

And it was at that time, and only that time, that my identical twin sister Dagmar, could be counted on to reject her usual and all-consuming narcissism, and actually devote herself to the war effort. So there we were, strolling through the fog in London, an elderly lady hobbling along on the arm of her nurse-companion... rounding the corner on Dunruddy Way to 21 Baysend Mews... to exterminate Dr. Gaylon Burnfender... aka Fritzi Großer Schlauch, a gestapo officer.

And then home again to our little apartment, for a tin of caviar on toast and a bottle of icy cold Veuve Clicquot and perhaps a round or two of Mah Jong… ah, good times… good times…

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Sybil Bruncheon's "A Few of My Favorite Things”... The World of Mr. Finch!...

Allow me to introduce you to one of the most extraordinary people I've ever encountered here on the internet. He makes, in my opinion, some of the most beautiful art objects I've ever seen from an imagination that belongs in the company of Lewis Carroll, J.R.R. Tolkien, C.S. Lewis, J.K. Rowling, and the great illustrators of the 19th and early 20th centuries. The precision and care he takes on his sculptures of magical creatures is mind-boggling.

I'll let him speak for himself here... and please, be sure to check out his website for a journey into the mind, heart, and hands of a living wonder in our time.

"My name is Finch – it’s actually my surname… everyone calls me it and I like it.

I’ve called my business Mister Finch so its clear from the start that I’m a man and one that sews.

We are a bit thin on the ground but we are out there!

I live in Leeds in Yorkshire not too far from the beautiful Yorkshire Dales in the UK.

I have no formal training in anything to do with textiles or sewing and apart from a short art course I did many years ago I’ve learnt all I know myself.

I’ve tried many areas creatively over the years and now I find myself sewing which I adore.

When I’m not making things which isn’t that often I love to read and watch old movies.

Flowers, insects and birds really fascinate me with their amazing life cycles and extraordinary nests and behaviour.

British folklore is also so beautifully rich in fabulous stories and warnings and never ceases to be at the heart of what I make.

Shape shifting witches, moon gazing hares and a smartly dressed devil ready to invite you to stray from the path.

Humanizing animals with shoes and clothes is something I’ve always done and I imagine them to come alive at night. Getting dressed and helping an elderly shoemaker or the tired housewife.

Making things has always been incredibly important to me and is often an amazing release to get it out of my system.

It’s a joy to hunt for things for my work…the lost, found and forgotten all have places in what I make.

Most of my pieces use recycled materials, not only as an ethical statement, but I believe they add more authenticity and charm.

A story sewn in, woven in.

Velvet curtains from an old hotel, a threadbare wedding dress and a vintage apron become birds and beasts, looking for new owners and adventures to have.

Storytelling creatures for people who are also a little lost, found and forgotten…"

Click here: http://www.mister-finch.com/

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Sybil Bruncheon’s “Facebook Friends”!…

Do you receive strange or even funny "Friendship Requests" on Facebook?? I receive ones like this fairly frequently. Here's a typical interaction:

Mamjara Fatty: Thank you for been my friend May God bless you an your family am glad to meet a great kind person like you so how are you doing an your family So how are you doing over there?

Sybil: I'm doing fine....working and traveling for work all over the country. Take a look at my pages to see what and where I go.

Mamjara Fatty: Thats nice My friend for me am not much fine am very sad an worried today my friend Because our food is finish we don't have any one to help us to buy food an eat that since we lose our parents we are lack of my friend I will like u to help us it will not cost you if u don't mine I can tell you how much it will cost you God will be really happy if u try an help us my friend it will not cost you If you don't mine I can tell you how much it will cost you.

Sybil: Oh... well, I don't have money either, but I was hoping when you asked to be my friend here on Facebook, that you could send me money. Every month. How much would you like to send me????

Mamjarra Fatty: (silence)

Sybil: God will be very happy with you if you send me $1000 every month...

Mamjarra Fatty: (prolonged silence)

Sybil: ... or better yet, EVERY WEEK. $1000 every week!!!

Mamjarra Fatty: (very prolonged silence... presumably forever)

The End (for now...)

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GOOGLING YOUR OWN NAME... DON'T DO IT!!!

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 I always tell my friends NEVER to Google themselves....it's the swiftest path to despair and perdition. I Googled my own name and found;

 1) Cibyl Bruntcheon (1828-1910) Pioneer woman and early advocate for women's rights. On her way to California, she was stranded with the Donner party and, because of her training in the foremost French culinary academies, she was elected to be their chef. She was especially adept at fricassées, entrées en croûte, hors-d'oeuvre, and peanut butter & jelly "finger" sandwiches.

 2) Sybill Brunchkin (1892-1949) Diminutive character actress who took her status as the "World's Only Midget Contortionist" and toured the circuses and carnivals of Europe as THE MYSTERIOUS, THE INSATIABLE VAJEEN (palm reading, phrenology, limericks, and sleight of hand!). She finally came to Hollywood and appeared in a few films including THE WIZARD OF OZ (1939) as "third busy-body Munchkin from the left wearing tulip and daisy pasties".

 3) Thimble Truncheon: A small weapon used by royalty and ladies of high class to discipline servants with a flick of a finger against the back of the head.

 4) Simple Luncheon: an uncomplicated snack at midday involving only one course and hurried dining, ordered a la carte, often eaten while standing up.

 5) My stage name in Bollywood is "Supple Bludgeon"....(especially in nudey/monster/musicals)

6) Cyril “Quibble” Thunking (1851-1921) A Liverpool barrister and ambulance chaser who specialized in unicycle accidents among clowns and acrobats in questionable circus settings.

7) “Nipples” Punchkin (1938- 1993) Infamous Slovakian lady-boxer known for fighting dirty… really dirty!

8) Shishbibble Foreskin: A yiddish insult directed at a Gentile litterer.

(artwork - top row, r. to l.: Scott Wippermann, Yuriy Kushner, Richard A. White. bottom row, r. to l.: Koitz, Olan Montgomery, Michael Margulies, Jack D. Pedota & Susan Suka Taylor)

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Tour-ette from our little driveway-garden... more surprises... and lessons. 5/25/2021

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Tour-ette from my Cherry Grove garden... the homework of gardening... and life. 5/23/2021

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Tour-ette from my little driveway-garden. Look what happened while I was gone! (part II) 5/19/2021

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