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Sybil photo by Jack D. Pedota Styled by Susan Suka Taylor

Did you know that 90% of women don’t like men in pink shirts! …

Ironically, 90% of men in pink shirts don’t like women.

And out at the beach, 90% of pink men don’t like shirts, period!!!! 

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Sybil Bruncheon's NEW YEAR'S VENTURE!!... Our Business will take care of your “business!”…

Stay tuned for the new "grand opening" of Sybil's GIRDLE WORLD!!! Undies 'N' Stuff for the Starlet in YOUR house!!! Just let us look through YOUR drawers! Brassieres-to-Boxers, we've got it all... top-to... (ahem!) bottom!!! Give us a call for a home appointment! Dial M-Y-D-A-I-N-T-I-E-S! That’s right, just dial 693-246-8437. The nice man will tell you how to order… or drop in to one of our glamorous showrooms. Our attractive models and friendly sales staff will make you feel like a Queen!… and that goes for the man in your life too! And we have a special sale right now! Tell a friend, and get a discount on a pair of Princess Panties! Just be sure to mention... OUR UNMENTIONABLES!!!

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*Tour-ette from my backyard; some Winter gardening and hope for the New Year! 1/3/2022

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Sybil Bruncheon’s “Funny Film Facts & Faces”…

Here we have the famously infamous Frank "The Monterey Biter" Trulligan. A bit player from the Sheinowitz Vaudeville Circuit whose extended family were novelty-jugglers, ventriloquists, and clairvoyants... often combining all three talents into one particularly frenetic, and sometimes terrifying act. Knives, buzz-saws, and flaming torches flying through the air while strange voices from various orifices made dire predictions involving earthquakes, talking goats, and farts!

                Except for a brief moment in the transitional period of silent film to “talkies”, his career was a series of disappointments, missed opportunites and auditions, and petty larceny of fruits, vegetables, and socks. Eventually, he was called the Monterey Biter because during a severely lean season of bookings, he was known to hide in women's dressing rooms in local clothing stores disguised as a coatrack and suddenly jump out and bite the startled customers on their nether parts... particularly while they were trying on ...um... "dainties"...

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Sybil Bruncheon's "Gardening" Tips for the New Year...

Hey folks! It's that time of year when we're surrounded by discarded pots of poinsettias wrapped in woefully cheerful crinkles of colored foil... the formerly lush and beautiful poinsettias either wilted from thirst or rotting from sitting in too much water, but either way, dying and eventually disposed of like props or yesterday's holiday leftovers.

It may seem funny to say, but plants are not only living things, they are also trying their very best, just like any other life here on Earth. They come into the world in nurseries, assuming they will thrive and grow in a natural world, NOT in some dentist office or on a kitchen counter in Akron to struggle and die by mid-January.

If you've bought or been given a beautiful Christmas cactus or a poinsettia, check online for directions. I will say that they are not indestructible. Try always to give it distilled water, NOT tap! Minerals, fluorine, and chlorine are rough on plants! These plants are used to rain water... pure H2O with nothing else in it except traces of nitrogen, oxygen, and CO2 which get dissolved in it as the rain falls through the atmosphere.

Like poinsettias, Christmas cactuses just HAPPEN to "bloom" during this time of year. They're tropical, and it's pure coincidence that they show off during our Holiday season... We've turned them into an amusing accessory to be wrapped in colorful aluminum foil pots and glitter. They actually thrive in their native habitats regardless of "Santa", etc. As a matter of fact, if you see poinsettias in their home territories, you'll find they will have grown into trees, standing proudly over the cute little cottages and bungalows they're planted beside.

Imagine! A beautiful poinsettia in all its red and green glory, not dying in some forlorn corporate cubicle by a scalding radiator where someone forgot to water it week after week... no!… a poinsettia 13' high, covered with hundreds of its very startling "blossoms" waving in a tropical breeze. Your cactus or poinsettia will be a loyal and very dear companion all year long and surprise you every November/December!! You'll turn around in the Fall after Halloween has passed, with Thanksgiving on the way, and there they'll be!!!... colored buds, red, pink or, white peeking through the green, and you'll be filled with that lovely feeling that even as the colder, grayer weather is on its way, so too is the promise of life blossoming right before your eyes, in your own home, and because you nurtured and cherished it with your own hands... and heart. It's true; all living things, all of them… want love… and to live.

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Sybil Bruncheon's Holiday Reading Sizzlers!...

Hey, Folks! It's Holiday time, and everyone's asking Santa for some nice new books for the New Year! Are YOU???

...well, Mummie found some reading suggestions for you from a place called Porny Place Publishers, and they're exactly the kind of books that will get you noticed at the next meeting at your book club!... maybe even by that Amway heiress from Omaha... or a European count from a postage-stamp principality!... Yay!!!

Here you go!... "Homosexual Train"… is followed by "Gender Reassigned Tramp Steamer", "I'm Bi On My Tricycle", "Daughters of Lesbos 18-Wheeler", “Tranny Trolley”, “Homo Hobo Highway”, and "Queer Studebaker"... the final books in the series are... "I Became A Eunuch On A Unicycle"... "Wimp Wagon Weenies"… and "Man-Lady On Roller Blades!"…

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Sybil Bruncheon’s Holiday Public Service Announcements: Cats!!!

Facebook Friends!!!.... do you have a cat in your household which you, regretfully, consider more likely to be naughty than nice during the Holiday season? It has come to our attention that many felines disguise themselves on Christmas Eve, in anticipation of Santa's arrival in the home.... their reasons include seeing presents before the rest of the household (and perhaps even tearing them open!), bargaining or haggling with Santa about the quantity and type of gifts being left to them, and (most egregious of all!) demanding additional paper bags, cardboard boxes, and wrapping material to be tossed and littered about before morning, resulting in owners tripping, falling down stairs, or even burning to death in fires... often set by the naughty kitties themselves with matches and expensive brandy....It's best that you face these unfortunate possibilities now before it's too late.

The signs are obvious:

Does your cat pretend to be an edible Christmas treat giving itself a powdered sugar facial, strategically placed "sprinkles", or a head-to-toe mayo and mustard shmear with optional pickle?

Has your kitty ever decided to become a furnishing of some sort; a purring throw pillow, a curtain tie-back, or a table lamp with a perpetually blown-out light bulb?

Does your cat try to change its shape...and pour itself into various things that bend it into a cube, a sphere, a cone, or a tetrahedron?

Does your cat pretend to be suddenly blind thinking that a blind person's glasses means that OTHER people can't see the CAT!? (yes...stupid, we know!)

If you feel any of these animal-anomalies may be present in your home, it's best to act! If not for your sake or your family's... then for Santa's sake. Dear God, for Santa's sake!! Our booklet and special tools can save Christmas... for everyone!

Pick up the phone and dial K-R-A Z-Y P-U-R-R-S-N... that's right, dial 572-097-8777. ...and leave the last "N" off for "NICE"! The "NICE" man will tell you how to order.

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Sybil Bruncheon’s Tales for the New Year!... A New Year’s Gathering of the Bingham Lake Spinsters… for LADIES ONLY!

Boys and girls, did you know that in olden times, it was considered wrong, just plain wrong for a single lady to go out into the world without a man to “escort” her? The excuse made by men like your grandpa was that the lady might be attacked, robbed, or even pinched on her bottom… but there was also the reason that a lady by herself or with only other ladies walking around or eating lunch in a restaurant might be a naughty lady who wanted to make friends with sailors in an alley for money, or jewelry, or chocolates, and that would be wrong, just plain wrong!  

So… in those old days, there were special clubs or “societies” where single ladies could go and be protected together without the bother of men annoying, bossing, or pinching them. This Bingham Lake Spinster’s Retreat was one of them. Here the ladies are visiting together on New Year’s Eve of 1898 for a lovely celebration. The ladies had come from all over the country to be with “their own kind”. (Photo courtesy of the Pinella “Pinky” Thompson Studio) 

They are from left:  

1) Miss Lilia Cermunkle (Detroit Lakes, Minnesota) Interpretive dance instructress to local children (girls ONLY!). She made quite a reputation for herself by staging recitals and plays without any dialog, only dance. She produced her annual Christmas Nativity stories with children dancing the roles of the Holy Family, the three Wise Men, the Heavenly Host, the grumpy stable owner and his snarky wife, and various sore-afraid shepherds, villagers, tradesmen, and barn animals. And no one ever seemed really concerned that these were all-nude performances. 

2) Miss Aganantha Flunce (Junket Corners, Ohio) Proprietress of the Junket Junk & Treasures Shoppe, a local charity store of antiques, housewares, pre-owned clothes and personal hygiene items to raise money for the Junket Corners Frisky Foundlings Petting Zoo. She was personally responsible for building the special pavilion for abandoned Easter bunnies, ducks, and chicks as they grew into adulthood. 

3) Miss Penny Pertwalter (Hobb, Iowa) Creator of the revolutionary Penny’s Penny-Wise Pounds-Away Diet Plan. In a time when people barely discussed weight control of any kind, Pertwalter actually studied the unfolding sciences of food chemistry, meal scheduling, specialized exercising, and anatomical and hereditary predilections to obesity. Her conclusion?... regular vomiting. 

4) Miss Cynthia Tialor (Hudson, New York) Owner of Tialor’s Tailoring Temple; a couture level dressmaking and alterations establishment that earned such an exalted reputation among the wealthy that they would send their clothes and place their orders from as far away as New York City, 120 miles away! Eventually hiring 11 assistants from the local Thimble & Thinking Craft College, “Miss C”, as she was lovingly known by her devoted staff, actually became the go-to costume builder for New York theatre and Vaudeville impresarios and producers like Florenz Ziegfeld, George M. Cohan, Eddie Foy, and Morris Seidelmann. Her musical Noah’s Ark immortalized her. 

5) Miss Prudence Hamblin (Palm Desert, Maine) Hamblin was a local odd-jobs and home-care lady who supported herself as a seamstress, cleaning lady, house-keeper, baby-sitter, jams-and-jelly maker, and as-needed marriage broker. She was particularly successful at match-making among the young persons in Southern Maine, having a perfect, no-divorce-needed reputation for over 52 years. She claimed her “woman’s intuition” was the reason, but secretly, she admitted it was Tarot cards, tea leaves, and “her magic kitty, Madam Zorina, who told her who should marry who!”…  

6) Miss Katey-Ann O’Flummery (Chatham, Massachusetts) A life-long resident of Cape Cod, O’Flummery had been raised by a large family of fishmongers dating back to the Pilgrims and Plymouth Rock. She was the president-for-life of the local Daughters of the Mayflower and the Daughters of the Revolution, and she wielded her power as both with a firm fish-smelling fist. Though infamously frugal and outwardly shabby, her immense (and hidden!) fortune came from her “Cap’n Casper’s Canned Clam Chowder” Corporation… “jes reheat ‘n’ sehve!”… a million housewives coast-to-coast, had no idea a woman was Cap’n Casper from Cape Cod. She remained the wealthiest woman in New England for the last two-thirds of her life. 

7) Miss Malvina Planck (Grenville Acres, Arkansas) Inveterate and unreconstructed Confederate who never believed the Civil War had come to an end. She claimed her entire life to be the secret bride of Robert E. Lee (though never consummated!). She raised sheep and used their wool to make a large and highly saleable sweaters, scarves, socks, and mittens, sold nation-wide in sundries shops. Secretly, she also spun her high-grade wool into kersey, the fabric dyed grey and used for Confederate uniforms. She had over three hundred uniforms of different classes hidden in her attic at the time of her death in 1929. 

8) Miss Kelendra Grantworthy (Baltimore, Maryland) Kelendra (aka Madam Kiki and her Komedic Kock-a-Toooos) performed on the Morris Seidelmann Celebrity & Silliness Circuit throughout the eastern seaboard, from New Hampshire to Florida. Her parents, a very nice couple (he a plumber and she a 3rd grade teacher) had no idea their daughter had become, technically, a “hootchy-kootcher” employing exotic birds, balloons, and cake frosting in her “musical monologs” where she danced, told ribald stories, recited limericks, and dropped items of her fanciful costumes as she strolled around the stage in front of hooting and cheering crowds of traveling salesmen, sailors, and as-yet unmarried college boys and ruffians.  

9) Miss Deborah Heismann (Crumble, New Mexico Territory) Heismann had the distinction of being the first single Jewish woman to own and operate her own business in the as-yet-to-be-admitted-to-the-Union territory of New Mexico. Her shop, carefully situated next to the train station, specialized in Native American pottery, textiles, and jewelry. In a way, she was at the forefront of the budding “local souvenir industry” before it swept the nation as a gigantic money-maker from the newly created mobile American tourist. An extremely savvy marketer, Heismann opened a café adjoining her shop, and commissioned all the restaurant china to be patterned in the same Indian geometric designs as the Zuni and Hopi pottery. Sadly, her idea for a kosher Yiddish menu didn’t succeed quite as well, and she went back to cheese burgers, milk shakes, and bacon and egg breakfasts for the travelers…  

10) Miss Mabel May Millbister (Fairy Wells, Maryland) Millbister was the extremely private and understated heiress of the Dr. Millbrewster Knee & Elbow Liniment fortune, estimated at close to $8 million at the time of this photo. Her family changed the name of the liniment in its little metal tubes from their own to keep fortune hunters, charlatans, loan-seekers, and pan-handlers from their doorsteps. Mabel herself was heard to snap at people when they would ask if she was any relation to the liniment company, “My name is Mill-BISTER, not Mill-BREWSTER! Can’t you read the damn label?!”… Needless to say, over time, people gave her a wide berth…

 11) Miss Elspeth Charmondely (Kelp, Rhode Island) A pie and cake judge at county fairs in over fourteen states. Believe it or not, there was actually a paid (highly paid!) profession in pastry-judging in the late 19th/early 20th centuries. Charmondely made so much money presiding over county fairs, scouting jamborees, and ladies’ home-arts conventions that she had the distinction of being the first woman in the country to actually purchase an automobile and drive it for herself. It was a completely hand-made Miselmann Mütorvagen Cabriolet (1894) imported from Austria-Hungary. She needed it to travel to the fourteen states’ contests at a moment’s notice, always made a grand entrance into the towns driving her bright sunshine-yellow and chrome car, and paid the unheard of sum of $17,000 for it!!... and in 1894!! 

12) Miss Berenice Funge (Brooklyn, New York) Funge became a yodeling champion at 3 years of age learning on one of the last pig and sheep farms in the metropolitan area of New York City shortly after the Civil War. Public health and zoning constrictions forced her family to relocate their livestock outside the city limits to a place called Sayville somewhere out on Long Island where barnyard sounds (and smells!) were not only allowed but were to be expected. And little Berenice stayed behind at a friendly Aunt’s home in Sheepshead Bay (what a coincidence, huh?). Her schooling had begun, and so had her local reputation as a child-wonder in the yodeling world. Billed as Bellowing Bibi, she made a veritable fortune onstage at church picnics, veterans and masonic halls, and at Ear, Nose, and Throat Hospital demonstrations for intern and resident programs. 

13) Miss Ruth Nickerson (Calumnet, Indiana) The Nickerson family was huge and widespread with highly visible branches throughout the Northeast, Mid-Atlantic, and Midwest states. They had made fortunes and built dynasties wherever their generations landed and were a vital part of the Gilded Age bourgeoisie that anchored American society from the 1800s on… How strange to have Ruth become a so-called “black sheep” with her petty larceny and misdemeanors reputation which she had to out-run from state to state through most of her life. Her crimes were mostly simple shop-liftings and pick-pocketings, usually of ridiculously unimportant items like chewing gum, pencils, and lint. Luckily, most of the arresting officers dismissed her with a mild scolding or a shaken head and kindly smile. 

14) Miss Roberta Reynolds (Perrysburg, Ohio) Roberta, know to her many, many friends as Bobbie-R, was a girls’ school gymnasium instructor and ladies’ sports referee. She had always been extremely athletic herself, able to outwrestle and eventually out-BOX her six brothers and various cousins. For a short time, she moon-lighted as a bouncer at the Commodore Perry Hotel Tavern until she was forced to quell a bar room brawl of several military persons from both the Coast Guard and the local Navy yard and the 6th Firehouse Company. According to police reports, she bravely waded into the thick of the mêlée with only a roll of nickels and her rolled-up sleeves and “settled everyone’s hash once and for all!”… 

15) Miss Pamela Hudgins (San Garande, California) Hudgins and her family back four generations had been part of the Gold Rush in the Western states, most successfully in California and the Alaskan territories. Pamela, specifically, had no trouble spending hours in all kinds of weather panning for gold or chiseling through craggy hillsides and gullies searching patiently for the occasional fleck of gold. That patience though, on the part of her and her family, resulted in a fortune in gold bullion, which they kept in assorted safety boxes, suitcases, trunks, and jelly jars. They could never quell the rumors though that some of the Hudgins ancestors had been either survivors or meals at the Donner Pass. 

16) Miss Ethel Marie Watts (Pympley Falls, Wisconsin) Miss Watts was an unassuming and mildly respected geography and sewing arts instructor for grades 3 through 12 at the Pympley Falls Girls and Young Ladies Institute. For over twenty-seven years, she always got moderately flattering evaluations from pleasantly appreciative administrative staff, followed by dozens of “yes, isn’t she nice”, mumbled over smiling, nodding heads. She got the perfunctory raises to her salary, but no promotions or offers of transfers and increased responsibilities; sort of a C+ career to match her C+ life… devoid of any drama or tragedy if only because it was devoid of any risk, adventure, or transcendent joy as well… It wasn’t until 1930 and her passing that police persons found three bodies buried in her root cellar with no apparent explanation or identity. 

17) Miss Christina Darlington (Sneeden’s Landing, New York) Miss Darlington was always fairly imaginative and creative, even as a child. She started drawing and painting strange devices, vehicles, machines, and unidentifiable objects starting at two years of age, always very colorful and completely filling any piece of paper or canvas she was given. In adulthood, she applied for over 75 copyrights and patents for various inventions including a pair of lady’s stockings already attached to a panty in one piece. She sensibly named it “The One-Piece Darlington Dainty”. In this photo, you can clearly see her holding one of the stockings she was about to sew into the prototype to be submitted to the patent office later in the month. The photography session for the ladies had interrupted her in the sewing salon at that exact moment and she came out on the front lawn with her fellow spinsters. (postscript: it was later rumored that Darlington may have actually been a man all along.)

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A New Sybil's "WHO'Z DAT?"... DENNIE MOORE (December 30, 1902 - February 22, 1978)

Darlings! Mummie has made a decision! After reading dozens of posts and having hundreds of conversations with well-meaning folks who just don't know about the great CHARACTER actors who gave films the depth and genius that surrounded and supported the so-called "stars", I am going to post a regular, special entry called SYBIL'S "WHO'Z DAT??"....there'll be photos and a mini-bio, and the next time you see one of those familiar, fabulous faces that you just "can't quite place"... well, maybe these posts will help. Some of these actors worked more, had longer and broader careers, and ended up happier, more loved, and even wealthier than the stars that the public worships...

...I think there may be a metaphor in that! What do you think??? …well while you’re considering it, I’d like to introduce one of those special actresses whose voice is instantly identifiable even though technically she had a very small amount of actual “screen time” in any particular picture. Her voice, her face, her mannerisms… all as vivid as the entire careers of many major stars! Her name?...Dennie Moore (December 30, 1902 – February 22, 1978).

Moore was born in New York City to Jewish parents, Oren Moore, a cantor at one of the local synagogues and Gabriella Gefen. Some sources indicate she was born Deena Rivka Moore, or possibly Florence Moore, but she legally changed her name to Dennie so as not to be confused with the Vaudevillian/silent film actress Florence Moore who was twenty years her senior. It has also been reported that she changed her forename given her parents' disapproval of her becoming an actress. In the late 1920s, she began to pursue an acting career on the Broadway stage. Her Broadway shows included A LADY IN LOVE, THE TRIAL OF MARY DUGAN, CROSS ROADS, TORCH SONG, TWENTIETH CENTURY, PHANTOMS, CONFLICT, ANATOL, and JARNEGAN.

In the 1930s, she decided to embark on a film career and in 1935 she arrived in Hollywood and made her screen debut in an uncredited role in the Cary Grant-Katharine Hepburn film, SYLVIA SCARLETT for RKO Pictures. She primarily was what is known as a "free-lance actress" and floated between Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer and Warner Bros. Studios. In the years to come she would specialize in playing dumb blondes, maids, and wisecracking but gold hearted sidekicks. In the course of her film career, she would appear in twenty-two films between 1935 and 1951. Some of her film credits include parts in TWENTIETH CENTURY (1934), BOY MEETS GIRL (1938), SATURDAY'S CHILDREN (1940), DIVE BOMBER (1941), and ANNA LUCASTA (1949). Of course, for film buffs, especially of Hollywood’s “Golden Age”, her appearance as Olga the manicurist in George Cukor’s THE WOMEN (1939) remains her highest achievement! Even though Moore is only briefly in two scenes, her presence is considered to be one of the most striking in a star-studded cast including the iconic Joan Crawford, Rosalind Russell, Norma Shearer, and other character-actress mega-talents; Mary Boland, Paulette Goddard, Phyllis Povah, Lucile Watson, Marjorie Main, Virginia Grey, Ruth Hussey, and dozens of other fabulous women!

By the mid-1940s, Moore found herself getting less work in Hollywood, but more parts on the New York stage. In 1951, she made her last screen appearance as Mrs. Bea Gingras in THE MODEL AND THE MARRIAGE BROKER. During the course of her film and stage career she had acted with the greats including John and Lionel Barrymore, Carole Lombard, Errol Flynn, Marlene Dietrich, John Garfield, Joan Blondell, Edward Arnold, Melvyn Douglas, and Ginger Rogers.

Moving back to New York City she made one final performance onstage in THE DIARY OF ANNE FRANK in the role of Mrs. Van Daan. In 1957, she retired from acting altogether, aged 54.

After her film career in Hollywood ended, Moore sold her home and permanently moved back to her native New York City, where she lived the rest of her life. Following her retirement she was active in campaigning civil rights for Jewish communities and women's rights. She did have an array of colorful friends from her acting days; they included Sylvia Sidney, Rosalind Russell, and Norma Shearer (whom she was befriended by while they starred together in THE WOMEN), and June Clyde and Fay Wray (both Mormons whom she called the ''Loveliest Latter Days who ever lived." Moore died of natural causes on February 22, 1978, aged 75, in her Manhattan apartment on Park Avenue. She left no immediate survivors. She was cremated and her ashes scattered off her balcony onto the streets far below.

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Sybil Bruncheon’s “Christmas Wrap-Up”…

... yep... by December 29th, everyone's packing up their stuff, doing their laundry, herding the reindeer off to their Florida training camp, and knocking back with a smoke, some eggnog, and sharing some fun stories with the gals about this season's adventures! ..."Didja hear the one about the traveling salesman, the Eskimo, and the 4' long candy cane?".... good times... ah, good times...

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