1) Junior manicurist at “Happy Hands Hide-Away” in Piscataway, New Jersey
2) Captain of The Hefty Ladies Of Hartford Bowling League
3) Serial caller to the local police precinct reporting UFOs (Unattributable Farting Offenses)
4) A rutabaga that rolled behind the refrigerator....or possibly Ann B. Davis.
5) Borscht Belt comedian from the 1950s with three thumbs
6) Stray kitty with disturbingly “inter-species” facial features
7) School superintendent much loved by Junior High children….on Uranus.
8) Dog grooming catastrophe at The Perky Poodle Canine College
9) Mindy Resnick, unrepentant aquarium gravel and prop hoarder
(Answers will appear on page 119 of your Highlights Magazine)
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