Sybil Bruncheon's "Fun 'n' Gaymes For Thanksgiving Time!"...

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Hi there, Boys and Girls! Do you like to play games with each other during our Holiday times?... especially when Mommy and Daddy are having martinis downstairs with other grown-ups, and you've locked the bedroom door? Sure! Who doesn't!...

... well, here's a game from our favorite Highlights Magazine from November!... you know, Highlights? It's the fun magazine in the dentist's office waiting room where you sit and someone's screaming in the other room while your parents tell you to sit still and stop being a big baby! I hate that, don't you?

... well, here's a photo of a little girl named Fifi at the Macy's Thanksgiving Parade watching the floats, the big helium balloons, the marching bands, the baton twirlers, and scary elf-clowns. She's all dressed up in her fancy parade-watching outfit that her Mommy bought at Filene's... in the BASEMENT!... and LOOK!... on her shoulder is a little brooch! Do you know what a brooch is?... well, it's a fancy word for a lady-pin. Yes, it's true that a police man wears a badge, but don't call it a man-brooch because he might yell... or throw you in Tiny-Jail... which is just a bird-cage but with thicker bars.

Anyway, Fifi's brooch is kind of strange, so the game is for you to select the best description of what it is... here are the answers, and you pick the best!

1) It's a pipe cleaner craft project that little Fifi made at her Brownies jamboree. She won third prize in the "Gifts For Grandma Contest", and she would have won first place if she hadn't told the judges it was of a dog she saw run over by a steam shovel...

2) It's a bunch of dust bunny hair she found under the sofa and glued together with spit and a wire. Fifi likes Picasso, and claimed it's an abstract from her own "Blue Period".

3) Fifi's kitty, Mr. Scratchkins, has been shedding lately, and she decided to help by giving him a hair-cut and making a miniature voo-doo doll of him complete with claws made of toothpicks and red eyes made from cranberries... for the HOLIDAYS!

4) A TV show told a story about a place called Mt. Everest and the scary giant-people that live up in the sky called the Yeti. Fifi asked Daddy what an Abominable Snowman is, and he showed her by putting on his thermal underwear, and a pair of underpants over his face, and then he hid in the front closet for when Mommy came home from the store! Fifi laughed and laughed... and made a pin just like him!

5) It's bird poop and Mommy just went to get a Kleenex.

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Sybil Bruncheon’s 31 Days of Halloween: Halloween Game Time"...

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Which caption goes with which picture? A or B??

1) I'm stinky and might cause you to get warts or even a bad sore on your private place if you picked me up and put me in your underpants.


2) I make bad sounds not just at night, but all day long. They sound like the noises grampa makes from both his mouth and inside his pants when he's asleep. Or even during the day if he eats beans or gramma's sauerkraut.


3) Even if the most beautiful Princess in the world kissed me, again and again, even all over my body, I would never, ever turn into a handsome Prince... or even a Prince of any sort... not even a really stinky ugly Prince... but her lips might fall off.


4) I like to jump on ladies at parties or even in a restaurant or a hospital and grab them in their lady-place. But don't worry; they let me because maybe they didn't read that I can give them warts or sores... or maybe it's because they like money.


5) I have lots of children because I have lots of wives... and my children have tails when they're born and make bad sounds and smells just like their daddy. I've tried to eat some of them at first, but their mommies stop me... I still give them money so I can grab the girl children... or even lick them.


6) I catch flies with my tongue, not to eat them. I would never eat a fly because they have germs... but I do like to lick them.


7) all of the above.

(answers on page 31 of Highlights Magazine in your Dentist's office... but we'll give you a hint; The answer was never B.)

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Sybil Bruncheon's Fashion or Faux Pas?… "Guess That Caption!"...

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Yes, Folks, it’s game time again, and you’ll have a chance to choose the best caption for the following photo! Here ya go!

1)   Erin McMurphy clearly thought of herself as the height of fashion... and had been encouraged to believe so! Notice the harp patch on her bust... No wonder that she's Irish... in which case the phrase "Erin Go Braless" is very appropriate, n'est-ce pas?

2)   In the later years of his reign in Imperial Rome, Emperor Nero opened an all-girls academy for the housewifely arts... and proclaimed himself as its divine guardian; Electroluxina… the patron goddess of dusting.

3)   Stacy Staunton was so proud of her new ensemble for the Fairview High School prom… and her outfit was designed by the science club! If she pressed the little concealed button in her left armpit, her accordion-pleated gown would play “My Wild Irish Rose”… LIKE AN ACCORDION!!!

4)   “Be honest, Myrtle Mae… does this hairdo make me look fat?”…

5)   If one wants to don a lampshade during a New Year’s Eve party, at least make sure that the hem length is suitable for mixed company! There is no reason to prance about like a floozy, showing one’s ankles in a house of burlesque!

6)   Enid Pranque had been hired at the Stinkleton Furniture Emporium to model in the living room displays… but not as a happy customer in her newly designed home! No! She was made to stand beside suites of furniture as a living “foot stool”… which was much more money than she had gotten as a living “throw-pillow”!!!... $11.00 a day, and $13.00 on the weekend!

7)   Margaret Anne had always been described by her family as “a barrel of laughs”… so her mother decided to send her off to Miss Pirkson’s Girl School dressed appropriately.

8) ... Ladies!... It's important to always select a silhouette in one's dress that flatters one's OWN figure. We can't all wear a flapper chemise from the Roaring 20s. The off-the-shoulder Empire look must always be thought out carefully, lest one look like a crocheted toilet paper cover in Grandma's bathroom... And Gentlemen... zig-zag socks are never appropriate, no matter what silhouette you're wearing... especially with pilgrim shoes!!!

9)   Mort Fleming was so proud of the fact that he was made head referee at the Wauseon Ladies Wrestling League… so he tossed away his striped uniform and had his wife help him choose a more gender-friendly ensemble for the wrestling ring. And look! That little pocket on the bust was perfect for tucking his referee’s whistle away between matches!

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Sybil Bruncheon's "What’z It?"...

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Which of the following statements is the correct one for the item in the photo?

a) A Roman hood ornament from a chariot used in the Thracian Triple Crown, circa 44 BC.

b) A fragment of an enormous wedding cake instantly fossilized when Mt. Vesuvius erupted and wiped out the high-society wedding of Ludmilla Drusilla Quinto to Horace Scrotus... in Pompeii, 79 AD.

c) A naughty urinal from the royal palace of Caligula on the island of Capri. The deranged emperor was known for his perverse sense of humor and for declaring himself a god... the God of Bathroom Fittings and Indoor Plumbing.

d) A plaster study for a construction worker's head done by the very young (and gay!) Michelangelo in his first art class (1486). It was this piece which got him declared a budding prodigy among the great artists in Europe, and many dates with various sailors down by the docks in Venice. He was twelve at the time.

e) The new scented candle from Glade Air Fresheners. It burns for 24 hours and contains notes of spruce, musk, cinnamon, gravy, and jock strap. It's named "Dinty Moore".

f) Donald Trump falling face first into freshly poured cement on 5th Avenue.

g) All of the above.

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Sybil Bruncheon’s Halloween Game Time!!!

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MATCH THE FACES WITH THE DESCRIPTIONS!!!

MATCH THE FACES WITH THE DESCRIPTIONS!!!

1) Junior manicurist at “Happy Hands Hide-Away” in Piscataway, New Jersey
2) Captain of The Hefty Ladies Of Hartford Bowling League
3) Serial caller to the local police precinct reporting UFOs (Unattributable Farting Offenses)
4) A rutabaga that rolled behind the refrigerator....or possibly Ann B. Davis.
5) Borscht Belt comedian from the 1950s with three thumbs
6) Stray kitty with disturbingly “inter-species” facial features
7) School superintendent much loved by Junior High children….on Uranus.
8) Dog grooming catastrophe at The Perky Poodle Canine College
9) Mindy Resnick, unrepentant aquarium gravel and prop hoarder

(Answers will appear on page 119 of your Highlights Magazine)

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