Christmas time!!! ..... Little Sybil!

......at the age of 5, Sybil Bruncheon had already declared her interest in directing and choreography! At one particular Christmas spectacular, she had her first professional meltdown during a final-tech rehearsal when the Betsie-Wetsie kickline completely upstaged both the rocking giraffes and the Pow-WOW Indian village tableau! She stormed off and could only be lured back with animal crackers and a cup of hot cocoa....."with six marshmallows DAMMIT! I SAID SIX!!! ....alright, Kabuki Squirrels go back to your mark, and this time I want you to be friskier with the Park Avenue Raggedy Anns! And YOU! Tap-dancing Endive Salads! The Meatloafs are your husbands! Remember? Flirt with them more!....Take it from the top!...and a 5-6-7-8!".......

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Sybil Bruncheon’s “Christmas time, 1942!!! ....Bob Hope!”

....the only Christmas USO special where Bob Hope decided to spend three hours talking to the troops about VD...... and egg nog... Roosevelt told him to keep his mouth shut, and General Patton threatened to shoot him dead if he ever showed up again without Betty Grable..or at least Gene Autrey! I know! I was there!!

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Holiday Special on NBC!......

THIS WEEKEND ON NBC!!! ....Sybil Bruncheon's "THE CAPRICIOUS CHRISTMAS CAROUSEL".....starring Vic Damone, Kathryn Crosby, Narda Onyx, The Corps de Ballet de Akron, and ZZ Top!!! Seen here in the photo are the "Deranged Snowflakes of Donner Pass", .....(from left to right) Ki-Ki, Fee-Fee, Sweetling, Mintzi, Charmeuse, and Kevin. Stay tuned for local times and listings.....

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Sybil Bruncheon’s “Christmas time!!! ..... Janet Leigh!”

...and so the studio executives told Hitchcock that making PSYCHO a Christmas special was out of the question!!!!.... he never forgave them!

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Christmas time!!! .... George Bailey!

... and then it was discovered that George Bailey actually HAD died when he jumped off the bridge, and so Bedford Falls really DID become Pottersville, and everyone lived happily ever after anyway..... fairly depressing, huh?....

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Christmas time!!! ....a helpful suggestion!

....and so boys and girls, it's good to remember that at Christmas time, with all the snow and the lights, it's probably best to avoid GHB, crystal meth, and LSD.... at least until all the decorations have come down.....that's what I do!......

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Sybil Bruncheon’s “Christmas time!!! .... the Grantbys!”

...after the flying saucer returned the Grantby family to their Iowa farmhouse, they never really understood the whole nature of Christmas trees or Christmas gifts ....or even food ever again.... although they could remember some of the words to "Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer"..... 

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Sybil Bruncheon’s “Christmas time!!! ..... Carole!”

....yes folks, it was that special Christmas when lovely Carole Lombard decided to ask Santa for a gun to fight those nasty Nazis! ....and that was the same Christmas when the Nazis shot her plane down.... you see, they didn't believe in Santa....

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Christmas time!!!... Penny!

......Penny loved Christmas! ALL of Christmas!! The Christmas decorations, the Christmas tree, the Christmas cards, and of course, the Christmas gifts!...that was why, when she chopped Albert into all those pieces.....

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Sybil Bruncheon’s “Christmas time!!!... Nancy!”

......Nancy was so excited in her new apartment! It was her first Christmas away from home! She had started her job as a bank teller in Tucson, and had promised herself that she would take no help from her family. She watched her budget and was very careful. And now three months later, she had just enough money for a sweet little Christmas tree, a few ornaments, and a nice doggie from the pound that she used as her sofa, two armchairs, a footstool, a vanity and dresser, mattress with two pillows, dining table with chair, and bath mat. .... and he only bit her once....

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