Sybil Bruncheon’s "In Memoriam"... Bunny Rabbit & Mr. Moose...

 ...in observance of the Oscars, the "In Memoriam" section of the evening is always very moving. Reflecting on those members of the industry who have passed away; and those who may have died young, perhaps even at the height of their fame, I felt it was important to mention some of the lesser "CELEBRITIES WHO LOST THEIR LIVES PREMATURELY!!"...

… Bunny Rabbit (1952 - 1987), a staple of the iconic "Captain Kangaroo" franchise was the victim of a bizarre and horrifying lovers' quarrel tragedy involving a bunch of carrots and a Crock Pot. Unable to have an open casket memorial, his large family had him cremated and then scattered his ashes over Farmer McGregor's estate in Malibu. His lifelong friend, co-star, and fellow vegan Mr. Moose was gunned down by the former Governor of Alaska... in what she claimed was a "huntin' accident"…

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Sybil Bruncheon’s "In Memoriam"... Oliver J. Dragon...

... in observance of the Oscars, the "In Memoriam" section of the evening is always very moving. Reflecting on those members of the industry who have passed away; and those who may have died young, perhaps even at the height of their fame, I felt it was important to mention some of the lesser "CELEBRITIES WHO LOST THEIR LIVES PREMATURELY!!"...

...Oliver "Ollie" J. Dragon (1944-1959). Tragically, Ollie was killed when he was thrown through the windshield of the brand new Corvette convertible owned and driven by his co-star Kukla (Tuckerman) as they traveled down Mulholland Drive and collided with a Good Humor truck. Kukla was arrested and declared drunk at the scene. After a three week stay in the Beverly Hills Doll Hospital (on the Millicent R. Velveteen Ward), it was revealed that he was paralyzed from the waist down and would be forced to be carried around by an attendant and to wear a diaper concealed by a flannel nightgown for the rest of his life. At his trial, the jury's sympathy resulted in him only being fined for killing his friend and co-star. To this day, Kukla speaks against drunk driving from his wheelchair at county fairs, 4H Clubs, and at pie-eating contests. He lives quietly making soap sculptures in Sepulveda which he sells from his own eBay store. Fran Allison still refuses to talk to him.

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Sybil Bruncheon’s "In Memoriam"... Farfel (P. Barkelson)...

...in observance of the Oscars, the "In Memoriam" section of the evening is always very moving. Reflecting on those members of the industry who have passed away; and those who may have died young, perhaps even at the height of their fame, I felt it was important to mention some of the lesser "CELEBRITIES WHO LOST THEIR LIVES PREMATURELY!!"...

...Farfel (P. Barkelson) (1950-1961) was killed when his co-star Jerry Mahoney and Mahoney's gay lover Danny O'Day backed over him in their driveway on the way to a meeting with their managers Jimmy Nelson and Paul Winchell. At the time it was rumored that Farfel was being paid more than the combined salaries of Mahoney, O'Day, Nelson, and Winchell put together. No charges were pressed however. The death was ruled an "unfortunate accident". Police discovered though that Farfel had possibly been abused sexually by the group on an ongoing basis by the old collar marks on his neck and the large leash collection they found in the mansion's soundproof basement. The coroner also found evidence of dog biscuits laced with barbiturates in Farfel's stomach. But still no charges were filed. O'Day, Mahoney, Nelson, and Winchell left the country shortly afterwards and years later opened a chain of gay guest houses in Mykonos, Provincetown, and Key West.....

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Sybil Bruncheon’s "In Memoriam"... Mortimer Snerd...

...in observance of the Oscars, the "In Memoriam" section of the evening is always very moving. Reflecting on those members of the industry who have passed away; and those who may have died young, perhaps even at the height of their fame, I felt it was important to mention some of the lesser "CELEBRITIES WHO LOST THEIR LIVES PREMATURELY!!"...

... Mortimer Snerd (1938-1952): Accidentally sawed in half during one of Edgar Bergen's amateurish 'comedy-magic' routines. The courts found Bergen guilty only of man(nequin)-slaughter and sentenced him to 30 days with time served and 43 hours of public service in a lumber yard first aid station, removing splinters from lumberjacks' hands. Charlie McCarthy was named as an accessory, but was considered a minor and his record was expunged... although later it was discovered when counting his rings, that he was in fact 158 years old... Tragically, Snerd was neither buried nor cremated. It was revealed by the Hollywood press that he had been "pulped" and used as the morning edition of The Beverly Hills Tattler. He became the only celebrity in history to have his obituary printed on his own remains...

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Sybil Bruncheon's "TALES & TAILS"… A Mother's Day Tribute : MISS HELGINA GWATHMOOR.....

Miss Helgina Gwathmoor had never been considered a great beauty... or even a middling beauty. As a child, her devoted parents (who adored her!) had to admit they were grateful that little Geena's personality, charm, humor, and great loveliness towards every living creature she ever met more than made up for her lack of comeliness. When other little girls were picking out their favorite gingham dresses for the school picnic, Geena was busy heading the refreshment committee and making sure the cucumber and watercress sandwiches were perfection...that the pink lemonade was tart, and the vanilla ice cream had actual vanilla orchid seeds sprinkled through every luscious scoop. And she was only 8...!

At 13, as a member of the National Girl Guides, when other girls were busy flirting with boys at the rugby and lacrosse contests, she was in charge of rolling bandages and running the first aid stations on the sidelines, or cheering them on to victory! At 17, when young ladies were thinking of proms and cotillions and glorious gowns that would only be worn once for each enchanting occasion, it was their good pal Geena who'd be crawling around at their feet pinning hems and attaching flowered trims or staying up all night sewing and finishing the alterations so everyone "looked just so!" Geena was so constantly busy with so many different projects that her twenties started slipping by before anyone actually noticed that she was single. There was no time for "courting and wooing" as her adoring grandmother would say as Geena would whirl through the room chatting and laughing, her arms full of blueprints for an animal shelter, or bolts of fabric for the new curtains for the community playhouse, or two dozen teddy bears for the children's hospital ward. Geena's grandma had been a great beauty herself as a girl, but she had been wise as well, and her brief sadness for her little granddaughter faded as she saw what Geena was growing into. And all her elderly friends marveled at Geena's "unsinkability".... it was as if she was made of cork, her Aunt Delia would say. Old Mabel Cravers marveled that nothing seemed to defeat or discourage her!

And so the years slipped by.... Geena gave everything, shared everything, held hands, joined in the laughter, wiped away the tears, consoled, congratulated, and celebrated, cheered and cherished the lives and loves of all those around her. Their journeys and adventures became the threads in the most wondrous tapestry....and one that she treasured, was honored by, and humbled to have had. How lucky, she thought! How lucky I am to have had my OWN wonderful adventure.... with all the wonderful people in it.

Helgina Gwathmoor was much beloved by one generation after another. Other women's daughters and granddaughters and great granddaughters all knew her and loved her. ...as did their sons, and grandsons, and great grandsons. They were brought to her as a matter of course in their births, their christenings and upbringings, their engagements and weddings, and on and on. She lived to be 103.... or maybe more. No one knew. The facts of her own life had slipped away long ago.... and she was remembered and revered as a reflection and an illumination in the lives of all those who were lucky enough... even to have known her.

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The George Sweet Doorway Mysteries - "THE WRONG DOOR BELL"....

... Elspeth Gramondely was cross. Yes, the snow had stopped falling, but she could smell that more was coming, perhaps within the hour, and a heavy one at that! Her grandmother always told all the family that Elspeth had the "gift"... like all the seafaring men in their extensive ancestry. "Elspeth has the nose", her grandmother would cackle when people quarreled about the predictions of rain, or cold, or fog... anything! Elspeth always seemed to know. Like her ancestors; the whalers and battleship captains. The family had an illustrious past on the open sea, although they had fallen on harder times by the 1920s. But here was Elspeth going door to door, collecting small donations for the Seafarers' Home in Carrington-on-Harrow, and pinning the sweet little blue paper cornflower on the donor's shirt or jacket with a curtsy and a "thank-you", delivered cheerfully, but a tad hurried.

Row after row of houses, up one street, and down the next, and always glancing resentfully at the sky between stops and curtsies, and "thank-yous"...She looked at the list of names and addresses which she had been checking off...carefully noting which ones didn't answer their doors and would have to be followed up on. And she would be expected to do that too... but then she had always been reliable. The oldest child of five...and a daughter too. Even at 6, she had been mature for her age, and oddly somber. Elspeth took everything seriously, especially her chores and responsibilities...and her promises. She helped her mother and grandmother, her aunts, and the nice ladies in the neighborhood with everything. Watching children, doing errands, helping when someone was ill and needed an extra pair of hands for cleaning, laundry, meal time....

Elspeth was thinking of all those years of helping and doing and being responsible when she suddenly stumbled on the walk and fell flat on her donation box and parcels. Her palms had scraped along the frigid cobbles, and the stones had torn the tender flesh sending flashes of bright pain up her arms and blinding her! Had she screamed? Her usual reserve made her bite her lip in shame, hoping that no one had heard or seen her fall...or cry. Her composure and bravery were all-important to her, even at 12 years of age... and she quickly gathered all the coins and the few pound notes that were scattered in the snow and threatening to blow away as an icy breeze began to stir. Thank goodness she hadn't broken the inlaid wooden box with its hinged lid and the handsome brass anchor nailed to its center. Captain Harkovy had entrusted her with it from his own collection... "For Good Luck", he'd winked at her! She brushed herself off carefully, making sure that she didn't get any of the slowly oozing blood onto her woolen coat or school pinafore. She glanced around quickly to make sure no one saw her lick the small cuts here and there on her tender hands, wincing at the sting ...and her clumsiness, and began walking again to the next house.... but... which house? She reached for her paper sheafs to check the addresses...but...oh... where were her papers?... Where! Wait..they must be right here..or behind her?... on the pavement… no… not there.. had they blown somewhere.. no, the breeze hadn't picked up THAT much.. "now wait!", she told herself! I must stay calm.. there's a perfect explanation.. I... I.... must have put them down! Yes..that's it. I put them down at one of the houses to put the money in the box and arrange the coins in the right pockets and the bills... maybe on a front stoop..or a landing near a front door... yes! That's where the list is. I just have to retrace my steps.... I don't want to bother anyone especially near dinner time...and it IS getting dark, but people will understand..even if I have to ring a bell...or two... or... but .....

And then Elspeth realized she didn't recognize the stoops or the doorways or even the bell knobs that she saw as she walked back down the street... or was it the other way that she had come?. It was all a blur... and she began to ...panic, because that's what happens to very, very organized people who, on those very, very rare occasions lose something..or lose their way... or lose all the composure that they have spent their lives ...composing. Elspeth looked down at her shoes, now wet and chilly from all the snow, and took a breath. I can fix this. The sweet, quiet, little voice that she trusted on those rare occasions when she worried about being good enough came to her. I can fix this. I always do. And she looked at the closest doorway and the snow beginning to dust its stoop. Three steps up past the pair of dark pink granite columns and the iron railings...I don't remember those!... and the door! So dark, the wood almost black and shiny..like ebony...with a sneering face, maybe of a goat or Pan... or both? And the doorbell knob!.. I've never seen that before. It's a hand, a brass hand! Little and polished... and held out towards the visitor... as if greeting you and offered in a handshake. But icy cold...and hard. So cold...and hard...and shiny bright. But Elspeth thought only of the snow beginning to fall...and then swirl, and the streetlights just coming on... and her list... and her responsibilities... and she took the hand, the shiny cold hand and...she held it in hers in an icy handshake…. And she pulled it to her…..she shivered.. She shivered as the tinkling bell announced her to.... anyone....

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Sybil Bruncheon's "Aren't People Funny?"...episode #212 : Myron Karblonsky.....

Myron Karblonsky had always been a fabulously entertaining person, even as an infant! Musical, with nearly perfect pitch, he quickly surprised his parents by picking up the piano at 3 years of age singing along with his talented relatives and neighbors in the Lower East Side neighborhoods around Rivington, Mott, and Hester Streets in NYC. By the time he was six, he had already become a featured performer in the Yiddish Theatres and music halls. He could tap dance, play the ukulele and piano, juggle, do acrobatics, and had learned how to do elaborate tricks with ventriloquism. His voice finally changed at 15, and he came upon the great gimmick that made him a major star in Vaudeville, landing him onstage as one of Florenz Ziegfeld's biggest draws. He created an act where he and his dummy were from different social classes!!... a source of great humor and satire for the audience's entertainment! ...and he still managed to honor his father and grandfather before him! He performed onstage as a kosher deli owner dressed in his Papa's butcher's apron! ...and his dummy was named Lord Sneedleton, a rich customer from 5th Avenue!!! For years, audience members couldn't get over how ridiculously funny Lord Sneedleton was, or how "lifelike"!! Myron Karblonsky retired at 67 years of age and moved to Boca Raton with his lovely wife Molly (formerly Melinda Shlemeister of the Shlemeister's Mahtzo Maker Company) They had no children, but kept Lord Sneedleton in a glass case in his original tuxedo with mothballs in the pockets... and the key to his old trunk on a silver chain around his neck... 

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Sybil Bruncheon's "WONDERFUL WORLD OF TOMORROW" #108....The Walky-Wagon!!

Hello Friends! (...and I use that term loosely!) Did you know that scientists and engineers are working around the clock to improve YOUR lives in the future. One of the most important aspects of our lives is getting from one place to another...even when you really have no place to go! But why shouldn't milling about uselessly still be stylish? ...and reasonably comfortable! Our story concerns Dr. Lyman Palmer who lost both his feet in a freakish roller skating accident at Reilly's Really-Wheeley Roller Rink in Kenosha, Wisconsin. He was 6 at the time. He was fitted with a pair of multi-directional casters by his car-mechanic father, but spent the next several years immersed in envy, revenge, and the secret drinking of Ovaltine frappes spiked with Southern Comfort. By the time he was 18, despite his handicap and heartache, he had completed three doctorates at M.I.T., and was the choreographer for the cheerleading squad. He was a complete loner though, never dating, and after graduation he focused completely on the technology of transportation. Although intrigued by the new advances in ocean travel and flight, he decided his own destiny lay in moving people through the burgeoning urban landscape of modern cities! It was too dull, too expected to hop into a four-wheeled car, too banal to hail a taxi, to "pedestrian" to drive a truck! ... NO! Lyman envisioned a new and yet "retro" elegance in commuting. He combined his research on robotics, metallurgy, industrial cantilevering, and all the ballroom dancing instructional films he secretly watched in the privacy of his closet, and constructed his "Walky-Wagon"....

With his connections and educational pedigree, he easily got appointments with the top automobile makers of the time. Ford passed though, as did Packard, Nash, Chevrolet, Dodge, and Cord.... finally, in great frustration, he turned his back on the Americans and submitted his designs to Italy's luxurious Isotta Fraschini. They immediately optioned the project, acquired the patents, began the design and construction particulars, did the prototypes and fine tuning, and released the first editions of the "La Passeggiata". Unfortunately, the stock market crash devastated the company...the ensuing Depression, the rise of Fascist Italy, and the Second World War finished the "La Passeggiata" almost before its first step... only three were made; one was purchased by the Raja of Ramanjani, plated in 18kt gold and set with Burmese rubies and emeralds. The second one was sent over to Señor Chithulu Caca-Pooti, the shadowy South American tin magnate who claimed to be a direct descendant of the last Incan emperors. He purchased it to "walk" him up the paths at Machu Picchu. Tragically, some loose gravel resulted in his vehicle "tripping" near the Temple of the Smiling Leopard and plummeting to its doom...with him in it. The last "La Passeggiata" was purchased by Howard Hughes who wanted to see if it could be made for the American public either in pine...or out of old newspapers and papier-mâché. The first twenty of his versions either burst into flames... or trampled themselves to pieces.

Palmer finally turned over his own personal "La Passeggiata" to the Smithsonian with the following provisos: that it be demonstrated only once every decade, that it be kept under a plastic sofa zip-cover from Staten Island, and that it be named "Skippy". All of his requirements were implemented. The care and respect shown to this last "La Passeggiata" was the only consolation to Lyman Palmer. Driven to distraction as a child by the loss of his feet and filled with envy of all of the children around him, he had spent his life in bitterness and futile over-compensation. All his achievements academically and in the world of science and technology were empty to him. He withdrew into isolation to a hillside villa on Santorini. Shortly before his death in 1958, he revealed in his memoirs that his dream had always been to be a tap-dancer. It was discovered in 1989 during a cleaning of the Smithsonian "La Passeggiata" that it indeed had metal taps attached to all of its feet....

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The George Sweet Doorway Mysteries - "FRANK SEVERFORD AND THE GARDEN"...

  …….after closing time at 6PM, the beautiful gardens at the Crockerten Estate became silent and serene!…exactly the way that Frank Severford loved it. As one of the most senior gardeners and grounds keepers on the staff, he had his own particular ways and preferences. But who could blame him? He had presided over every square foot of the extensive acreage and the various buildings through wars, financial crises, foolish and pompous administrations, and well-meaning but blundering social busy-bodies trying to be oh-so-helpful with their bake-sales and fundraisers that ultimately ran into the red. The sun had just begun to dip behind the ancient oaks as he strolled through the topiary maze with his ever-ready rake in hand (the special hickory and polished steel rake that the Queen-Mother had gifted him in 1945 in honor of his covering all the miles of greenhouse glass with burlap against the bombing raids!). He had lost an argument with the board of directors over the height of the boxwoods in the maze many years before; he had wanted to make the solid walls of the labyrinth 6’ high to increase the mystery and suspense of actually entering the maze, but the board members had decided to “play it safe”, especially for their “nice suburban visitors and their children” by making the height of the hedges no more than 4’, easy enough for anyone to see over and figure out how to maneuver the puzzle. Frank made it plain though that with such short boxwoods, the more boorish of the visitors would try to step over or merely push their way through his carefully trained, fed, nurtured, and manicured greenery to short-cut their stampeding ways to the snack bars, the souvenir shops, or the parking lots…. And sure enough! That’s exactly what they did…trampling through his children…because that’s really what he felt about them. About them all. There wasn’t a sprouting crocus bulb in March, a new shoot on the winding wisterias, or a bronzing leaf on the red maples in October that wasn’t his child. Everything in the vast gardens was alive, intensely alive and conscious, and aware of him and his care. Frank edited himself and his conversations as much as he could in the presence of both the board members and his own co-workers. He knew they found his joyous highs and worried concerns strangely obsessive…and often off-putting. He tried to keep all his interactions professional and detached, even as his heart might break at the sight of a broken iris or a stand of trampled lilies of the valley. But now, at 6-ish, (what Frank considered his “tea time” with his floral family gathered and nodding around him!), he was aglow. And so was every living citizen in his world. For this was Frank’s favorite time of the day. He tried unsuccessfully to show people the amazing trick of the evening light radiating from flowers and foliage alike as the sun began its withdrawal.  Every petal of every flower would seem to vibrate with left-over color burning with a fire of its own…from within the flower itself, independent of the sun and its light. And the leaves! On every tree and bush, every vine…even the velvety grasses of the rolling lawns. As the sun slid farther down behind the hills, every shade of green (and there were thousands of them!) shimmered! Even the lichens and mosses became living jades and emeralds. With his cup of Earl Grey tea in one hand and his beloved rake in the other, Frank would sometimes stand dead-still staring at a single verdant leaf on an echinecea bobbing gently in the evening breeze while the tiny ruby of a ladybug scurried by ….and presumably home. Frank would chuckle to himself even through his tears…. tears at how heartbreaking beauty can be, how joyful and deeply humbling.  And how much he himself resembled that little ladybug, filled with its own daily concerns, finishing its chores, consumed by its own perceptions, hopes, joys, and perhaps sorrows. Unaware of the giant gardener peering down at its lovely design and motion. Unaware of the giant gardener and the deep compassion and mercy, and the truest expression of love, given with no expectation of thanks or even of acknowledgement. Frank moved languidly through the winding maze, enjoying every turn both towards and away from the ultimate solution (and exit), not rushing, but savoring the elaborate design and the multiple possibilities, the criss-crossing paths, the sharp turns, the soft curves; many, many choices to be made, but again, all leading to the same final place…the exit from the maze... and the entrance to the magnificent greenhouse with its long reflecting pool, the still, perfectly straight flower beds and paths, symmetrical and laid out with quiet wisdom and balance, and the only sound being the soft trickling of the water… from an unseen fountain. As beautiful as this last greenhouse was, Frank always felt a sadness when he moved to this final station in the vast gardens. Even being inside was encumbering after the magnificence of the outdoors, and its uncertainty, its unpredictability, its necessarily wildness of weather and wild-LIFE. As much as Frank appreciated the reasoned beauty of the glass and steel and the protection it offered his beloved plants, it was the open sky and all that it looked down on that filled him with the deepest highs and lows, perhaps because “out there” he knew that all life, all EVERYTHING was so very vulnerable, so tentative, so “of-the-moment”. He put down his cup on a stone shelf, the rich tea half-finished. He rested his precious rake against the wall, brushing his fingers one more time over the polished grain of the hickory. And he walked slowly and deliberately down the right side of the reflecting pool, drinking in with his eyes and ears, his entire being, every single leaf, every blossom, the gliding fish swirling back and forth, up to the surface to sparkle like scattered gold, and back down into the deep of the darkening water. He walked, each step measured and deliberate, on and on… watching and listening…. And on, through the door….  

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Sybil Bruncheon's TALES & TAILS!... NANNY PRUMBLE and her Kiddie Kollege......

Mrs. Fernanda-Marie Prumble had been widowed for over ten years when she made a decision. She had never had children herself, and her husband had been 18 years older than her (that’s 126 in human years), and she realized that her heart was too full of nurturing love to let it go to waste one more day. She had always been popular with neighbors’ children who came to spend the afternoon playing in her yard, listening to her stories, learning her nursery songs, and pretending to be burglars stealing her delicious cookies while she pretended to have her back turned not noticing! She was so well known in the neighborhood, that everyone nicknamed her “Nanny Prumble”, and that’s exactly what she became! She opened a school in her own home calling it Kiddie Kollege, and she oversaw every aspect of the care, feeding, education, and enrichment of her charges!… Children who came to her “academy” could expect to be tutored in history, geography, poetry, advanced mathematics, and literature with special attention on the classics; “My Friend Flicka”, “Charlotte’s Web”, “Black Beauty”, “Make Way For Ducklings”, “The Wind In The Willows”, “International Velvet”, “The Incredible Journey”, “Old Yeller”, “The Velveteen Rabbit”, and “Lolita”…

Everything went smoothly for years, all of her children growing and going off to school to be replaced by their younger brothers and sisters, generation to generation, until one particularly disturbing incident in a late afternoon in mid-Winter. The sun had already set as it does at that time of year, and the parents were due to pick up their young within an hour or so, when suddenly there was a crash of glass in one of the rooms off the main hall in Nanny Prumble’s home. The children screamed in terror, and Nanny Prumble ran into the playroom in time to see a large burly man with a surly manner lumbering through the smashed window in a dog-catcher’s uniform and cap and wielding a huge and very soiled grab-it net! He must have been 6’ 4” and weighed 240 lbs.!!! Nanny, being a terrier-mix, was very petite and couldn’t have weighed more than 12 lbs herself! But the “terrier” part of her so-called “mix” was the operative factor in what followed. Apparently, the fight lasted less than 3 minutes, according to the police…and the forensics experts.

The intruder, Mr. Filbert Fullers, a lower echelon civil servant in a neighboring town, had heard about the Kiddie Kollege, and had decided to spy on the property, finally making his move that fateful evening. He had climbed a hedge, raided her tool shed for a ladder, gotten through the window, and crossed about 12 feet into the room. Nanny Prumble had probably finished him off there but had dragged his mauled body into the front hall and was headed to the root-cellar, perhaps to bury him along with several old bones, some rubber balls, and a much-loved spiked collar that she had received from her college beau in the Westminster Obedience School. It turned out that humble and lovable Fernanda-Marie Prumble was actually from an exclusive family of rare Cпаржа-Hounds, a breed created and adored by both the Hohenzollern and Hapsburg dynasties. At a young age, she had escaped the international whirlwind and frantic pace of that “show-business” world, to live simply in the countryside with a nice older spaniel who wooed her with games of fetch, various chew-toys, and longing looks into her big brown eyes.

All of this came out in the newspapers along with extraordinary photographs of her with her many awards and prizes and parties with famous celebrities. Nanny Prumble was mortified, not only by all the attention, but also by what any formerly glamorous beauty would be; the passing of her youth, the public’s dismay at how she had changed, and of course the loss of her ready ability to catch a Frisbee in her mouth. She returned gratefully to the welcoming hearts of the children who loved her and their loyal and supportive parents and resumed her work with Kiddie Kollege. (postscript: All charges against her had been dropped, but the court DID request that, as part of her release, she add something to the cur-riculum at the school; HUMAN-ities….. “to give her students perspective and empathy for lesser species”. She complied, but with reservations. Nanny Prumble lived a long and very accomplished life. She died in her sleep at the age of 26….that’s a 182 in human years!)  

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