A friendly suggestion for the... um... NON-readers in the crowd!

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Ask yourself! Do you have trouble reading Sybil's stories here on SybilSez.com? Do the words and letters sometimes dance around in front of your eyes, and maybe even say things to you or laugh and point at your private areas under the laptop? Have you ever found yourself looking at Mummie’s nice stories and saying, “No, I don’t want to read nice stories! I like to just look at pictures and point and laugh… and maybe drool a little before I fall asleep on the laptop!”? Well, have you??? Then you'll be happy to enroll in Mummie's new Remedial Reading Institute (and Petting Zoo).

With a simple call and a respectable charge on your Paypal, young persons like yourself are removed from worldly distractions for 6 weeks, and are exposed to highly nutritious meals (an interesting variety of oatmeals and dry biscuits from around the world), rigorous physical outdoor exercise (coal mining and loom work in a factory with few safety standards), and marathon out-loud reading sessions (in the nude and to barnyard animals who may or may not head-butt the readers depending on if they like the particular stories!). You'd be amazed at how quickly our students learn to read effectively and with less... um, exhaustion. “More focus requires more discipline!... or at least more oatmeal and head-butts”… That’s our motto and it’s carved in stone over the archway leading to the famous Chewzit-Upp Flannel Factory.

In a very short time, you'll find that words actually make sense... and MEAN something. You'll recognize certain words as being about things in pictures you've pointed at, and maybe drooled on. The English language may start to be your friend, and big signs in the street or on the highway will frighten you less, because you'll know the letters on them are also your friends, even if they are still dancing around or are pointing at your "special place". Interested? Sure! Who wouldn’t be! Just dial S-A-V-E-M-Y-T-H-U-M. That’s right! Call 728-369-8486. The nice man will tell you how to order!

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Tour-ette in Memphis... down on Beale Street. 3/18/2019... (part 2)

A. Schwab's where "old meets new" and everything else too!

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Tour-ette in Memphis... down on Beale Street. 3/18/2019… (part 1)

... A vintage Plymouth, W.C. Handy, and "three words"!

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Sybil Bruncheon's "Let's All Meet The Neighbors!"... Mr. Honus O'Yuckers ...

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Mr. Honus O'Yuckers of Sunnybrite, Maine saved a little money from his weekly paycheck as one of three mail carriers in town. He wanted to invest it checking his ancestry with a local service that claimed they could trace anyone's family tree back for at least 25 generations. Honus was quite sure he not only had Irish ancestors, but might actually have come from an ancient family of Leprechauns associated with Gaelic kings and warriors. In his interview, he reported his natural attraction to the color green, his peculiar talent at finding four-leaf clovers in open fields, and his ability to drink several pints of Guinness and stay completely on key during three choruses of "My Wild Irish Rose".

Locals began to take notice of Honus and his claims especially when the Bangor Times, the Augusta Eagle, and the Portlandia Cockle Doodle-Doo, all carried cover stories on him, his pointy shoes and corn-cob pipe, and the pot of gold coins he produced on St. Patrick's Day for the "Kiss Me, I'm Irish" Parade that embarked from Chawantakuck Falls and petered out by the time it reached Ogunquit. The press and the crowds all wanted to see his pot of gold and perhaps even touch it, but O'Yuckers was adamant. “Hands off!”.

It wasn't until the temperature rose to the high 70s that someone noticed his "gold coins" were actually left over Hanukkah gelt from December, and that the chocolate was oozing out of the tin foil. Too bad, Honus, but you still have that merry twinkle in your eye! (postscript: Honus’ real name turned out be Hiram Yunkelvitz… He was born in Levittown on Long Island, New York and was bar mitzvahed at the Neveh Say Neveh Shalom Synagogue… right next to Moishe’s Magical Bagel Bakery!).

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Sybil Bruncheon's "Springtime Weddings from Here & There!"... Pallpointe, PA.

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The wedding of Debbie Lindt; Long before people in polite society started to even whisper about fetishes, there was gossip about wedding nights involving stuffed animals, and “intimate apparel” made out of bath mats, artificial fur, discarded mink coats, and shag carpeting. Rumors had swirled in the girls’ locker room about Debbie for years, and then, finally, on her wedding day!... well, there it was. The evidence was everywhere; in the little caps, the muffs, the collars, and hemlines… and in the little “special guests” that joined the wedding party at Debbie’s invitation. That’s the “father of the bride” in the tux on the extreme left, and gay cousin “Pierre the Cocker-Poodle” on the far right!

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Sybil Bruncheon's Tour-ette in Minneapolis’ MartinPatrick3... March 16th, 2019. (part III)… I could LIVE in this store!!!

Traveling for work all over the USA; Browsing at the fabulous MartinPatrick3 store in Minneapolis!… just about anything your heart desires!…

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Tour-ette in Minneapolis... at MartinPatrick3 (part I) 3/16/2019… thank you, just looking!

Shopping (part I)... thank you, just looking!

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