Sybil Bruncheon’s "After Christmas Capers"… Chapter 12; "The Girls”…

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Inga had just come in from skating all night with her pals from the Norwegian Olympic team. It wasn’t that she was even close to their ability or athleticism, although everyone commented on her unmatched grace, even as a dedicated amateur, but she did love skating with the Northern lights waving like incandescent curtains while she glided over the frozen pond, imagining herself flying among the stars.

And Beatrice had just wandered in from after an evening with her French lover, the Duc du La Chou Chou. It was true, as all her girlfriends here said, that he was a bit old for her, but then again he was still quite handsome in a distinguished way, and was undeniably… um… energetic… in his “attentions” to her. Generous both in gifts and in his love-making, sometimes he even made Beatrice blush both in the jewelry shops and in the boudoir! On occasion, she could be talked into a hushed confession or two, which would send her girlfriends into fits of giggling tinged with admiration and envy.

The Harleton twins, who insisted on dressing as differently as possible sat beside each other listening to the stories whirling around them, dreaming of their own adventures someday. And adventures they would have too; their family had made a fortune in bisque and porcelains in the mid-1700s and had been at the forefront of the first experiments with plastics in the mid-1800s at the Great Exhibition in London… for Queen Victoria! They’d been told that when they reached a respectable age, they would be allowed to leave home and tour the world as well-to-do and highly educated young ladies (but always as a pair!... which is why they always insisted on dressing differently from each other though identical twins!).

Dotty, always shy and trying to stay out of the way, tiptoed behind Princess Mtumba-Wanda, and Baby Kootch who kept accidentally-on-purpose kicking Clotilda in the shoulder. Clotilda was frantic that Kootch might damage her pearl choker, which was actually glass beads, but she was incredibly vain about both her alabaster skin and the perception by everyone that she had been a member of the nobility in a far-off place like Bulgaria… or Latvia… or a place called Idaho.

Oh, there were others that gathered again to chat, have tea, select a few pastries, and meet old friends. But the whole scene took on some drama when Nanny Prother who was very intent in her conversation with a couple of ballerinas and a Mexican Señorita didn’t notice that the baby perambulator she had wheeled in began to roll away and bumped into the glass! A small crowd of various characters scolded and clucked over her doddering absent-mindedness… which only embarrassed her and made her tearful. When Tink, the little bear from a neighboring zoo display, sneaked in to see what the fuss was all about he was shushed and almost shooed away, but Doreen alerted everyone.  

A little girl had moved slowly up to the window, and no one knew how much she had seen. Doreen was always more aware of the people outside being a bit of a coquette herself and more in tune with the so-called “ways of the world”… She stared the girl down, looking right into her eyes while everyone else adopted the straight-ahead, far-away look that they learned from birth; that look that saved them usually from… God knows what… sometimes. Doreen kept staring and recognized the little girl as DeeDee Krentworthy, the one with the fancy limousine that was longer than the tiny store where they lived. And she remembered that DeeDee had looked in the window just a few days before on Christmas Eve and dismissed everyone standing patiently in the cheery holiday display. “No, Papa, I don’t like any of them! Not even that little bear!”.

Doreen didn’t mind being lumped in with the other dolls, and she certainly didn’t feel strongly about defending any of them from a bully… well, maybe except for Nanny Prother who really was very good-hearted even if there wasn’t ever any baby doll in her perambulator… but Tink! Doreen wouldn’t tolerate someone hurting Tink’s feelings. She began to growl under breath, but Inga and Beatrice shhhhed her when they saw her start to clench her fist. DeeDee’s eyes widened… she saw the fist too. Suddenly she shivered, even in her matching beret and fur jacket ensemble… and she could almost hear through the glass Doreen’s muttered,  “Buzz off, you little shit.”…

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Tour-ette on the day after Christmas 2020... a post-holiday message from Mummie...

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Sybil Bruncheon’s “After Christmas News Items From Out And About”: December 26th...

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...some of the Nativity scene extras taking a short break before going back "on set"!... and then, of course, everyone is released on January 7th after Epiphany for the dinner-theatre circuit down in Florida for the Winter. Seated from left, Carl Leonowens (who plays "beast that lies down with a lamb") who'll be starring in THE WIZ at the Burt Reynolds Beef 'n' Boards Playhouse in Jupiter, Phil Hazlett (as Balthazar) who'll play Mr. Frank in THE DIARY OF ANNE FRANK at the Ft. Myers Melody Barn, Mary Ann Jonduce (plays sullen wife of stable owner) who'll be Ruby in DAMES AT SEA in Boca Raton's Lilly Pulitzer Memorial Music 'N' Mime Academy, and Ewe-nice Woolery (who plays a cozy blanket for the Baby Jesus) who'll spend the off-season as the spokesmodel for Beauty-Rest!... Congratulations to all for a lovely Holiday season!

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Sybil Bruncheon's "Holiday Hilarity... Christmas at the Convent of the Giggling Shepherdess"...

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Sister Margarita knew that at Holiday time it was always very important to be gracious when one received a gift of any sort... so the 47 lb. wheel of rare and imported yak cheese from the St. Flatulata Convent next door was quite a surprise. And it was never really clear whether it was the grey-ish green cheese that was so... um... "aromatic", or whether it was Sister Zeldina-fred who dropped it off at the kitchen door and insisted on staying for an entire pot of LapSang Souchung and some nun-chat.

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SYBIL'S CINEMA!....The "WHAT HAPPENS NEXT?" series... A CHRISTMAS CAROL...

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... I've proposed some epilogues to Hollywood to be shown after the credits roll on some well-loved films. Perfect for those stories and characters you just want to go on and on and on… A CHRISTMAS CAROL (any version you like!)…

After the final credits with Ebenezer Scrooge completely reformed and won over to a life of love and generosity, he lives a long glowing life of joy, robust health, and extraordinary prosperity. Interestingly, the other characters in the story have surprisingly different adventures and journeys.

Jacob Marley, his long-dead former partner, condemned to purgatory and chained to his misdeeds, serves out a long sentence of penance and is freed to pursue a new destiny. In 1971, fully a hundred and thirty years after first scaring the wits out of Scrooge on Christmas eve, Marley applies for a job in the Haunted Mansion at the newly opened Disney World in Orlando, Florida. After only a few months of furniture dragging, bad-face making in mirrors, and coloratura-groaning and yowling, he is promoted to “head-ghost” and put in charge of cotton-candy soiling and bottom-pinching. The charming and oh-so-patient Ghost of Christmas Past joins him at the resort later but is judged as too pleasant-natured to scare guests, so she’s given a popcorn stand to service near the Dumbo the Elephant kiddie-ride.

On a completely different note, the frighteningly jolly Ghost of Christmas Present is discovered to be pushing drugs, possibly cocaine and hallucinogens at the parties he crashes. It certainly explains the delirious reactions he gets from complete strangers when he waves his so-called “magic horn” over them! Always showing off his extravagance and luxurious lifestyle, he single-handedly oversees the boom-and-bust profligacy of the Gilded Age, the Roaring 20s, various Ponzi and real estate scams, and most of the activities of Wall Street. He is especially fond of caviar, rare Napoleon brandies, hand-shake buzzers, and whoopee-cushions.

As for the Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come, he’s mistaken for a pile of extremely dirty bed-linens from a disreputable motel and is washed in scalding water and Oxi-Clean. After an hour in the dryer, he emerges much brighter and softer but his paltry thread-count dooms him to being donated to a Housing Works in lower Manhattan.

What can we tell you of the other characters in the story? The two businessmen who asked Scrooge for donations to orphanages are later arrested for questionable child-photography. They specialized in hand-tinted daguerreotypes of young persons dressed as naked fairies in a garden… or oblong vegetables. The old crones and their impoverished thug-pals who gathered at Scrooge’s house to scavenge his draperies and valuables did indeed find a winning lottery ticket in a broken drawer of moth-eaten socks, but it had expired, and they only end up with lice. Scrooge’s nephew Fred and his young bride prosper mightily under their Uncle’s generosity, but at a Christmas banquet in 1884, someone accidentally kicks over a candelabra during a particularly raucous gavotte. Their great house burns to the ground driving poor Fred to distraction. He is never quite the same again, and is later considered a possibility for Jack the Ripper by Scotland Yard… it is never proved.

Finally, the Cratchits; Bob did indeed get his job back, is promoted slowly but surely through the years although no one knows at that time what “dyslexic” or “attention deficit disorder” mean. Bob and his wife never actually do learn the names of all those children milling about and screeching (but then neither did Dickens himself.) The youngest, Tim, eventually turns out to be perfectly healthy, but later exhibits all sorts of psychosomatic symptoms as a cry for attention in such a large and frenetic family.

However, being so sweet-natured and handsome, is it any surprise he turns out to be gay? He becomes friends with Henry Fenster, the “intelligent boy, the remarkable boy” who ran to the butcher’s shop to get the “prize turkey” for Scrooge on Christmas morning. They become more than friends later, build a home together, inheriting Scrooge’s business eventually, and turn it into a highly successful import company of Asian silks for ladies’ underwear. Cratchit & Fenster Fine Lingerie ‘n’ Dainties is still featured prominently at both Harrod’s and Bergdorf Goodman.

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Tour-ette from Vinoteca di Monica... dinner was DEEE-VINE!!! 12/21/2019 (part 2)

... but who would have suspected that night that 2020 would turn out to be so very bizarre... and catastrophic?... (sigh!)

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Tour-ette from Vinoteca di Monica in Boston's North End... YUM! 12/21/2019 (part1)

… in the coziest corner!

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Tour-ette from Boston's North End... Feeling all Christmassy... 12/21/2019

...and picking up Italian cookies at the "Modern Bakery"!

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Sybil Bruncheon’s “Christmas Capers!”...

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… living in a basement apartment and trying to celebrate Christmas was always a challenge for the poorer families in town. And little Stevie Conroy and his cousin Mark were especially aware of the problem. You see, with no Christmas tree to take up the corner and be decorated with bright lights and tinsel and garlands and ornaments, the ghost of old Enoch Fitzhaven would mill around, blow out candles, and make bad sounds and smells.... (but not with his mouth!)...

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