*Tour-ette from the Devon Fall Classic Horse Show & Country Fair!... 9/18/2021

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*Tour-ette from Cherry Grove, Fire Island. A sweet and sad (early!) goodbye to the season. 9/14/2021

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Sybil Bruncheon's "Letters from Young Fans"...

Dear Miss Sybil, We are so glad you became our Teecher this Summer at camp. I did not know how to tie my shoes or hold a fork right… and now I do! I really like how to tie knots and now my friends and me play cowboys and Indians and bad men. My friend Gary liked how you taught us to start fires and he’s good at tying knots too. His special history project in school is Joan of Arc, and he’s asked his sister Sally to help him. My history project will be Cochise, and Billy Reilly said he will be my cowboy.

Do you remember Billy? He’s the really cute 3rd grader with all the swimming medals. He would say hello to you right now but he has a gag in his mouth, and I am dancing around him with my rubber tomahawk. Billy likes me to capture him and tie him up. Then he says the Indian chief should kiss the cowboy and ask him questions about horses, and cactuses and love and stuff. It’s fun, and then I play songs for him on the guitar I brought back from the Smokey Mountains Cub Scout Jamboree. Later today Billy and I will teach the other boys in Cub Scouts the Bimini-Twist-Catshank-Clove-Stitch-Half-Hitch with two bow-line flap-overs knot. Whew! I’m out of breath just writing that but I can tie it better than I can spell it. I hope your show is going well, and I hope you teach your audience a nice napkin fold like you taught us when we played cannibals and missionaries. I liked learning napkin folds even though it’s lady stuff. Yours sincerely, Carlton Spinks.

(ps. We sent you the bedsheets that we wrote all the words on for your nice camp song. Remember? The one about the pretty pilgrim lady and the bare naked Indians that jumped into her covered wagon? Do you remember how mad you got about those sheets! You said something about them being special and from Egypt, and we said well they must be really old! So what’s all the fuss??? Ha Ha!! Your friend, Carlton SPHINX!

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*Tour-ette from Cherry Grove... and another Labor Day has flown! Oh well. 9/7/2021

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*Tour-ette from my Cherry Grove garden with a beautiful little visitor! 9/6/2021

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Sybil Bruncheon's "What If...?" series. Case #62...

What if the Wicked Witch of the West had not been killed with a bucket of water?...

Perhaps she could have overcome her terrifying phobia of water and used her great love of poppies to create a luxury line of bath goods and fixtures for the Kohler Company... and linens by Cannon!! Oh, if only...

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Sybil Bruncheon's "Biographies in Brief!... Uncle Fuzzy…

Mr. Herbert Limpkin had the distinction at eight years of age of being the only person ever bitten by one of the cute little bunnies at the Oakleyville Presbyterian Petting Zoo… and during their Springtime “Let’s Meet Our Animal Friends Festival”. Imagine how little Herbie must have felt with his pudgy little hand throbbing and bleeding as he looked down at the hissing white bunny with the red eyes!... and there on the office wall of the zoo’s nurse, a poster of the Blesséd Savior in his heavenly white robe, surrounded by little animals and children, extending his crucified palms… and all of them smiling; Jesus, animals, children smiling right at Herbie as he begged Nurse Charmondely NOT to put in the three stitches! Of course she did, and gave him a tetanus shot as well, which hurt like Hell!...

…which also gave him his infernal idea… the idea he employed as an adult when he decided to be the Easter Bunny at the Halloween Holidays-in-Hell Barn in Akron, Ohio. High School and college kids from miles around came to the fabulously scary installation which ran from October 1st through Halloween night itself, ending in a massive costume party and dance and a contest with prizes! Interestingly, no one seemed to notice as the October days went by that Mr. Limpkin was getting weirder and more withdrawn from his fellow “ghouls” and “goblins” during their lunch and dinner breaks in the cafeteria. Authorities found out later that he spent hours every night after work “enhancing” his Easter Bunny costume with finger nails made from actual nails… and teeth made from sharpened bathroom tiles. Scarier and scarier… and finally quite horrifying according to the two managers and the director of the facility, shortly before Herbie brought the ax… and used it. Later, during his seven consecutive life-sentences, he created the Uncle Fuzzy Junior Jammies Company employing his sewing skills, making cozy pajamas for children… and Uncle Fuzzy’s company slogan??... “Sweet Dreams Are Our Business!”…

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Sybil Bruncheon's "Biographies in Brief!... Madame Zeezette"...

...Mrs. Agnes Gladstein, widowed at 50-some years or so, was forced to find work since her ne'er-do-well husband, Carl, had gambled his assistant plumber's salary away at the races. Agnes tried everything from substitute teaching 3rd graders (she hated children) to grocery store cashier (she couldn't count change) to ballroom dance instructor (no sense of rhythm… and corns). Finally, after seeing a Red Skelton/Lucille Ball screwball mystery/comedy (8 times!), she decided to adopt the name Madame Zeezette and tell fortunes in various luncheonettes up and down Third Avenue.

Amazingly, she caught on, especially among the window-shopping housewife crowd (usually in twos and threes) and the two-martini businessman crowd (also in twos and threes). Her shockingly accurate predictions while reading palms and dealing tarot cards became all the rage. She even threw in a free Phrenology consultation… FREE! She was famous for pinning down stock splits to the week and unexpected pregnancies to the day! Car accidents, house fires, food poisonings, burglaries, even projectile vomiting during golf tournaments... and comet-strikes. She could predict it all and was paid handsomely for it. Ironically, The Mysterious Madame Zeezette didn't foresee the end of Bakelite jewelry and little luncheon hats even as the 1950s were drawing to a close... but then, when you're a luncheonette fortune teller, no one expects you to be a fashion-plate.

(photo by Norman Lerner 1957)

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*Tour-ette after Hurricane Ida... a gorgeous September afternoon. 9/2/2021

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*Tour-ette waiting for Hurricane Ida and remembering a significant anniversary. 9/1/2021

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