Sybil Bruncheon’s “I Had A Dream”...

… Breaking News from the CNN News Desk:
Donald Trump has been killed in a fiery car crash involving a Good Humor truck and 400lbs of Creamsicles. He awakens in a strange bedroom with all the doors and windows bricked over and no exits. On the side table is a copy of Jean Paul Sartre's play "Huis Clos". The lines for Joseph Garcin are underlined with a note saying Trump should learn them immediately... or not... whatever. Suddenly, from under the bed, Sarah Huckabee and Kellyanne Conway climb out and reveal that they are to play the roles of Inès Serrano and Estelle Rigault... or not... whatever. The role of the Valet is to be played by Mike Pence... who doesn't show up. There is an increasing smell of sulfur and farts along with extreme heat, and muffled laughter coming from inside the walls... or possibly mooing. The voice of Rod Serling is heard explaining that no, this is not a dream... and it's permanent. Whatever.

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SYBIL BRUNCHEON’S THANKSGIVING BULLETINS FROM OUT AND ABOUT:

For Mike Pence and all our Creationist brothers and sisters... The pilgrims encountered dinosaurs when they first came to the New World, along with Adam, Eve, Enoch, the Tower of Babel, Samson, Delilah, Job, Lot, and a pillar of salt which they placed on the Thanksgiving table beside the Pteradactyl Pturkey...

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