Christmas time!!! .... George Bailey!

... and then it was discovered that George Bailey actually HAD died when he jumped off the bridge, and so Bedford Falls really DID become Pottersville, and everyone lived happily ever after anyway..... fairly depressing, huh?....

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Christmas time!!! ....a helpful suggestion!

....and so boys and girls, it's good to remember that at Christmas time, with all the snow and the lights, it's probably best to avoid GHB, crystal meth, and LSD.... at least until all the decorations have come down.....that's what I do!......

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Sybil Bruncheon’s “Christmas time!!! .... the Grantbys!”

...after the flying saucer returned the Grantby family to their Iowa farmhouse, they never really understood the whole nature of Christmas trees or Christmas gifts ....or even food ever again.... although they could remember some of the words to "Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer"..... 

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Sybil Bruncheon’s “Christmas time!!! ..... Carole!”

....yes folks, it was that special Christmas when lovely Carole Lombard decided to ask Santa for a gun to fight those nasty Nazis! ....and that was the same Christmas when the Nazis shot her plane down.... you see, they didn't believe in Santa....

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Christmas time!!!... Penny!

......Penny loved Christmas! ALL of Christmas!! The Christmas decorations, the Christmas tree, the Christmas cards, and of course, the Christmas gifts!...that was why, when she chopped Albert into all those pieces.....

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Sybil Bruncheon’s “Christmas time!!!... Nancy!”

......Nancy was so excited in her new apartment! It was her first Christmas away from home! She had started her job as a bank teller in Tucson, and had promised herself that she would take no help from her family. She watched her budget and was very careful. And now three months later, she had just enough money for a sweet little Christmas tree, a few ornaments, and a nice doggie from the pound that she used as her sofa, two armchairs, a footstool, a vanity and dresser, mattress with two pillows, dining table with chair, and bath mat. .... and he only bit her once....

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A Christmas wish.....don't look up.....

....".and Christmas tree?? ...my special secret Christmas wish is that I will get a doll that will wet itself but never cry, and a rubber ball that can go though a wall, and that little Billy will be able to walk even if I run him over with my shiny new car...oh, and one other thing.... that no one will find the dead parakeet up in the chandelier!!" 

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A Christmas wish.....a boy's life.....

....".and Christmas tree?? ...my special secret Christmas wish is that little Oliver, who I'm teaching to pick pockets, will maybe someday ...maybe... like me?...no! REALLY LIKE ME!....like boyfriends!! Full out BOYFRIENDS! Cause he's a really good kisser! And we can save up our money and buy a little rooming house somewhere in Whitechapel, or maybe in Notting Hill .... oh, and one other thing! Can we please NOT have Fagin be our Maid-Of-Honor???"..."

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A Christmas wish.....the heart of the tree.....

....".and Christmas tree?? ...my special secret Christmas wish is that, even though Mother and Father never wanted children and always tell me how I wasn't actually born but came to them in a box of shredded wheat as a "gift premium", they will somehow stop making me hide INSIDE the tree every time Father's boss comes by for dinner?... oh, and one other thing! If I have to keep hiding inside the tree, can I at least stop making tinkling sounds, and maybe hum Christmas carols like "Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree" or "Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer"? Thank you for the itch powder from last year. I still have some!" 

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OUR HOLIDAY HERITAGE! ....Children and their toys......

..... Yes, Folks, it's important to remember that even though there are still terrible cases of child abuse and neglect in our own time, in ages past people were much more cavalier in their treatment of children, even among the rich. In Victorian times, if a child was at all sickly or given to "fevers" or "spells", a parent might decide to abandon them by a roadside, sell them to gypsies, a carnival, or a munitions factory.... or perhaps, if they could afford it, buy them an expensive Christmas present that said and did things in the middle of the night that would simply frighten a child to death....or drive them to suicide. Perhaps you had a toy like that, but you knew better than to give in to such suggestions!...or perhaps you just killed the toy before it could kill YOU! That's what I did!!!...

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