A New Sybil's "WHO'Z DAT?"... ERIC BLORE (December 23, 1887 – March 2, 1959)...

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Darlings! Mummy has made a decision! After reading dozens of posts and having hundreds of conversations with well-meaning folks who just don't know about the great CHARACTER actors who gave films the depth and genius that surrounded and supported the so-called "stars", I am going to post a regular, special entry called SYBIL'S "WHO'Z DAT??"....there'll be photos and a mini-bio, and the next time you see one of those familiar, fabulous faces that you just "can't quite place".......well, maybe these posts will help. Some of these actors worked more, had longer and broader careers, and ended up happier, more loved, and even wealthier than the "stars" that the public "worships"......I think there may be a metaphor in that! What do you think??? Well let’s not mull it over without a little refreshment, ok? I’ll just ring this little bell, and summon one of the best butler-types Hollywood ever produced. Here he comes, Mr. Eric Blore.

Blore was born in Finchley, Middlesex, England. At age eighteeen, he worked as an insurance agent for two years. He gained theatre experience while touring Australia. Originally enlisting into the Artists Rifles he was commissioned in the South Wales Borderers in World War I. Eventually he appeared in several shows and revues in England. In 1923 he went to the United States and began playing character roles on Broadway beginning with LITTLE MISS BLUEBEARD, which ran 175 performances. After the death of his first wife, Violet Winter, he married Clara Mackin in 1926, and had one son, Eric Jr. His stage work as a waiter in the musical GAY DIVORCE (1932) with Fred Astaire earned him a role in the filmed remake GAY DIVORCEE (1934). He then concentrated his time more in Hollywood, and appeared in over eighty Hollywood films. Blore, in his roles as an English butler, dance school owner, or valet appeared more frequently than any other supporting player in the series of Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers musicals at RKO Radio Pictures, five of the ten! Unforgettable for his shameless mugging, bulging eyes, over-the-top grimaces, and triple-takes, and for the exaggerated intonations and sibilant s’s, some of his most memorable on-screen moments took place in TOP HAT (1935) and SHALL WE DANCE (1937). He reprised the role with Astaire for a final time in THE SKY’S THE LIMIT (1943), delivering the line: "If I were not such a gentleman's gentleman, I could be such a cad's cad". Other memorable roles included Sir Alfred McGlennan Keith in the Preston Sturges film THE LADY EVE (1941) with Barbara Stanwyck and Henry Fonda, a small part as Charles Kimble in the second of the seven Bing Crosby- Bob Hope "Road" film THE ROAD TO ZANZIBAR (1941), and from 1940 to 1947 in eleven LONE WOLF films as Jamison the butler. Although he appeared in many dramas, and even a few suspenseful adventure films, his legacy will always remain in screwball and musical comedies. Blore died of a heart attack at age 71 on March 2,1959 in Hollywood, California. He was entombed in Glendale's Forest Lawn Memorial Park Cemetery.

Ironically, his death caused an unexpected stir, quite independent of his fame. The British critic Kenneth Tynan, writing for The New Yorker, had recently made a mistaken reference to "the late Eric Blore", and this error passed by the normally vigilant checking department. When Blore’s lawyer demanded a retraction, the editor had no choice other than to refer this demand to Tynan, pointing out in a fury that this was the first retraction ever to appear in that usually authoritative magazine. In disgrace, Tynan prepared a major apology, to appear prominently in the next issue. On the eve of publication, when the edition was printed and ready for delivery, Blore dropped dead. And on the next morning, the daily papers announced Blore’s death, while The New Yorker apologized for any insult to Mr. Blore’s feelings through their erroneous report of his demise. Blore might have found the incident wryly amusing.

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Sybil Bruncheon’s Solstice Silliness!...

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Well, here it is Facebook Friends!! The Winter Solstice! Which, after all the scientific explanations, means that the days will begin getting longer, and the nights will get shorter. I KNOW it's CALLED "The First Day of Winter, but more accurately it should be called "MID-Winter".... so! Even though we've got months of shivering ahead of us up here in the Northern hemisphere, it is SOME consolation to know that in a wide variety of cultures and civilizations, this was the day that reassured the ancients that Spring would be coming soon!.... well, ....soon-ISH!

...And as for our friends in the Southern hemisphere, isn't it strange to imagine that they think of December, January, and February as "get-to-the-beach-days", "bikini weather", and "sunburn season"??? Good Heavens, I just realized, what "season" are they actually experiencing?? Do they call it "Summer" down there...or does the word "Winter" mean piña coladas, cabaña & bañana boys, grass skirts, and coconut brassieres to them?!?.....I must find an old issue of National Geographic and find out!!

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Sybil Bruncheon's "HEALTHY HINTS for the HOLIDAYS!"...

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Darlings! Are you losing the weight-losing battle on the Thanksgiving-Christmas battle-field? Yeah, me too!! SO!...

...I've started my own special diet with the help of Dexter, my 8 year old nephew, and the nice Fisher-Price Toy people. Instead of snacking on cheeses, crackers, and calorie-loaded capicola, I've gotten this delightful set of plushy treats with their luxury faux-marble accessories and serving utensils. An afternoon mixer with some of Dexter's Cub Scout pals, a pitcher of extra-dry martinis (with REAL olives, please!) and the usual craft & badge chat fueled by cocktails and a poly-rayon charcuterie, and you have a perfect guilt-free solution to the diet dilemma. (The bouclé brie was particularly brilliant!)

And after the party, toss the martini glasses in the dishwasher, and throw the snack-set-up into the laundry hamper. Warm wash and tumble dry!… and no softener required. Put the "cute" back into char-CUTErie!! And I simply adore Dexter and his friends. We arranged flowers for the centerpiece, chose fabrics and a corsage for my Mrs. Santa Claus outfit, and compared recipes for a cotton and cashmere Christmas turkey and felt stuffing. I especially liked the polyester yams with corduroy marshmallows. YUM!

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Tour-ette on the MegaBus from NYC to Boston... Mummie whispers... 12/21/2019

....because we're supposed to "be very respectful of those around us!"...

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Sybil Bruncheon's MORE THAN THEY SEEM STORIES... “What She REALLY Wants For Christmas!!"…

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Mandy Fletcher had always dreamed of being a perfect wife! She had made her first wedding gown and veil at 4 years of age out of twelve rolls of toilet paper!... the luxury brand! And when she finished high school and had been the president of both the Home Economics Club and the 4H Regional Housekeeping Arts & Sciences League, she passed on going to college for a business degree. Nope. It was marriage to her sweetheart Jim Cambridge from the Cambridge Grain & Feed fortune.

Sad though that like many wives in 1954, her marriage began to stale… no matter how hard she tried to keep it fresh, exciting, and new. Some of her girlfriends would commiserate over martinis and bridge; Jan Calber made sure that she and Calvin took at least one separate vacation a year, often two or three, and hers were to Paris, Rome, or the Caribbean, and 5-star all the way. Helen Lort had a large and growing collection of the astounding jewelry that Larry added to on even the slightest occasions. Helen often said that “diamonds indeed are a girl’s best friend!”. And Penny Fretser was known for her incredible wardrobe and the new Cadillac convertible, both of which were updated every Fall, and often coordinated so that she looked like a magazine cover when she’d arrive at the club for afternoon mixers!

All of her friends seemed to be in the strange thrall of that 1950s glazed-eye thing that science fiction films hinted at and the politicians warned about as a conspiracy of some sort from overseas. But Mandy genuinely and deeply loved her Jim. And being so basically warm-hearted and genuine in her simple needs and dreams, she didn’t care about diamonds, furs, fancy cars or faraway places… or being far away from Jim, even though his business trips seemed to be getting more and more frequent and lasting longer and longer. Still, Mandy stayed as cheerful as possible, cooking, cleaning, and making their home a Midwestern showplace just like she had promised the world (and herself!) back in Home Ec. and the 4H Club. Perhaps that’s why, finally, after several years of the same dour grind of her marriage, she awoke one Christmas morning to a present that meant so much more to her. Jim was away for an extended time again and wouldn’t be back until some time in mid-January… or later. And Mandy couldn’t figure out how the present had gotten inside the house or under the tree… but there it was. Sparkling new as if it had been dropped from a fancy showroom window at Macy’s right into her own little suburban living room… The Hoover 28!... with all the latest attachments and tools… and a Moth-omizer.

Mandy sat there on the floor, her bright blue eyes beginning to prick with happy tears, her smile so wide that it actually hurt her dimpled cheeks. And she thought about what Helen and Penny had told her about wives who are abandoned for weeks on end by their husbands and what they do about it. And she remembered that Jan had invited her to go away on a camping vacation with her some time soon, and maybe they’d plan it at a bridge party or barbecue that Mandy could throw for all of them… and wouldn’t that be nice.

And so, on that December 25th in 1954, Mrs. Mandy Cambridge née Fletcher of 1250 Elco Drive, knelt on her living room carpet by the perfect Christmas tree, taking each attachment and tool out of the Hoover 28 packing, reading their descriptions and possible uses, and marveling at what the Moth-omizer might be for, or what it might be used for. The world suddenly seemed oh-so-bright!... because Santa had indeed been very good to Mandy.

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Sybil Bruncheon's "Christmases On Other Worlds!"...

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Boys & Girls! Did you know that on other planets and even in other dimensions, folks celebrate their holidays very much like we do. It seems that no matter where we might travel through the cosmos in the future, we will always find families gathering together and inviting friends over to share a delicious meal in a spirit of gratitude and love. I wonder what's being served at this family's table! Don't you? And they look very hungry!

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Sybil Bruncheon’s “Christmas Lore From Around The World!”...

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...we all have heard about Santa's charming elves who help him manufacture a gazillion toys and then handle all the bureaucratic, diplomatic, and strategic details of getting them all to the right places in a mere 24 hours all around the globe. But has it ever occurred to you that there might have been disgruntled or even "rogue" elves who washed their tiny hands of the whole tiresome ritual dragging on and on, century after century, wondering when their own time for fun and festivities might come?..... well, it has been revealed by the Federal Department of Domestic Terrorism that we are now at a "Code Hollyberry RED Alert". Their special Subdivision of Strange And/Or Little Persons has named three particularly dangerous criminals, and this is a rare image taken of them breaking into an innocent citizen's home just yesterday... they are, from left, “Cokey”, known for dispensing all manner of dangerous/merry-making medicinal substances, mostly what he describes as “innocent herbals”. Peyote, cannabis, morphine, Quaaludes, MDA, MDM, LSD, and Lindt chocolates….. this fellow spreads laughter and leaps off balconies like confetti in his deadly wake!....sadly, most of his victims have huge smiles on their faces when they’re scraped off the pavement below. Next we have “Banksy” in the top hat. Loaner and scammer of money, bonds, stocks, derivatives, and junky costume jewelry with no resale value. He promises a good time, and then rifles your pockets while giving you a cozy hug and some deep tongue activity…you know the type!.... the next thing you know, it’s a marriage license, a brilliant honeymoon, and two weeks later you’re trying to tread water in the middle of the Hudson with cement loafers. And lastly, on the right we have “Lucky Pierre” with the horse-shoe around his waist…. Always upside down you’ll notice. He’s always there with a firm handshake, a “sure-thing” at the race track, the crap table, the MaJong club, or the National Spelling Bee. His advice is always so seductive, so intimately alluring, so trustworthy…and then you find yourself on the Titanic, the Lusitania, the Hindenburg, or honeymoonin’ with Banksy and smoking crack with Cokey in the Palace Hotel in San Francisco on April 18th, 1906 at 5:12 AM…. And it’s all downhill from there!, right? Do yourself a favor this Christmas, look BOTH ways before you invite an elf in for a little eggnog and some nookies!!

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Tour-ette from Mummie's home on a Sunday afternoon!... Bolognese from scratch! 12/15/2019

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Sybil Bruncheon's "That's Show Biz!"...

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...funny how it unfolds, isn't it? Here in FOLLOW THE FLEET (1936), you have a young blonde(!), as yet "undiscovered" Lucille Ball, helping Harriet Hilliard (later Mrs. Ozzie Nelson!) a Ruby-Keeler-wanna-be, and Betty Grable, also an unknown just about to become everybody's iconic American Dream-Girl of World War II.

Twenty, count'em TWENTY years later, how different their lives were! Grable, basically retired from films, Hilliard/Nelson, the house-wife star of a B-rated TV sit-com with her blandly-talented husband Ozzie, and Lucille Ball, recognized worldwide as a comedic juggernaut and studio head worth millions on the so-called "little screen". The lesson?... I don't know... something about "luck", the right place, stick-to-it-tiveness, and... oh... whatever.

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