Sybil Bruncheon's MORE THAN THEY SEEM STORIES... “What She REALLY Wants For Christmas!!"…

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Mandy Fletcher had always dreamed of being a perfect wife! She had made her first wedding gown and veil at 4 years of age out of twelve rolls of toilet paper!... the luxury brand! And when she finished high school and had been the president of both the Home Economics Club and the 4H Regional Housekeeping Arts & Sciences League, she passed on going to college for a business degree. Nope. It was marriage to her sweetheart Jim Cambridge from the Cambridge Grain & Feed fortune.

Sad though that like many wives in 1954, her marriage began to stale… no matter how hard she tried to keep it fresh, exciting, and new. Some of her girlfriends would commiserate over martinis and bridge; Jan Calber made sure that she and Calvin took at least one separate vacation a year, often two or three, and hers were to Paris, Rome, or the Caribbean, and 5-star all the way. Helen Lort had a large and growing collection of the astounding jewelry that Larry added to on even the slightest occasions. Helen often said that “diamonds indeed are a girl’s best friend!”. And Penny Fretser was known for her incredible wardrobe and the new Cadillac convertible, both of which were updated every Fall, and often coordinated so that she looked like a magazine cover when she’d arrive at the club for afternoon mixers!

All of her friends seemed to be in the strange thrall of that 1950s glazed-eye thing that science fiction films hinted at and the politicians warned about as a conspiracy of some sort from overseas. But Mandy genuinely and deeply loved her Jim. And being so basically warm-hearted and genuine in her simple needs and dreams, she didn’t care about diamonds, furs, fancy cars or faraway places… or being far away from Jim, even though his business trips seemed to be getting more and more frequent and lasting longer and longer. Still, Mandy stayed as cheerful as possible, cooking, cleaning, and making their home a Midwestern showplace just like she had promised the world (and herself!) back in Home Ec. and the 4H Club. Perhaps that’s why, finally, after several years of the same dour grind of her marriage, she awoke one Christmas morning to a present that meant so much more to her. Jim was away for an extended time again and wouldn’t be back until some time in mid-January… or later. And Mandy couldn’t figure out how the present had gotten inside the house or under the tree… but there it was. Sparkling new as if it had been dropped from a fancy showroom window at Macy’s right into her own little suburban living room… The Hoover 28!... with all the latest attachments and tools… and a Moth-omizer.

Mandy sat there on the floor, her bright blue eyes beginning to prick with happy tears, her smile so wide that it actually hurt her dimpled cheeks. And she thought about what Helen and Penny had told her about wives who are abandoned for weeks on end by their husbands and what they do about it. And she remembered that Jan had invited her to go away on a camping vacation with her some time soon, and maybe they’d plan it at a bridge party or barbecue that Mandy could throw for all of them… and wouldn’t that be nice.

And so, on that December 25th in 1954, Mrs. Mandy Cambridge née Fletcher of 1250 Elco Drive, knelt on her living room carpet by the perfect Christmas tree, taking each attachment and tool out of the Hoover 28 packing, reading their descriptions and possible uses, and marveling at what the Moth-omizer might be for, or what it might be used for. The world suddenly seemed oh-so-bright!... because Santa had indeed been very good to Mandy.

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Sybil Bruncheon's MORE THAN THEY SEEM STORIES... “The Gifting Season!… 1954”…

Harriet Garamonde had always loved Christmas! All of Christmas! Its traditions, decorations, music, food! The sights and sounds and smells… everything! The stories of the Baby Jesus, Mary and Joseph, the stable, the villagers and the Angel, the Three Wise Men. She adored the Christmas tree. Lit in the night with glorious ornaments covering it, and the possibility of a heavy snow falling on Christmas Eve itself. And she was consumed by the mystery and wonder of a character like Santa Claus coming into chldren’s homes in the middle of the night as well… the excitement and almost-danger. Had she been a good girl… or bad?

So, as a grown woman, now highly successful and glamorous in New York City with her thrilling fashion career, she tried to keep all that Christmas magic alive. She had never gotten around to having children herself nor even married. But that didn’t stop her in the middle of the night from breaking into apartments in her building and sneaking as many toys and presents as she could out through the windows and down the fire escapes! She DID finally decide that her Balenciaga vicuña coat with the sable collar was totally impractical and that she should just wear an all black leotard and sweatshirt… like she did in the French underground… as an assassin.

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Sybil Bruncheon's MORE THAN THEY SEEM STORIES... “Thanksgiving For Two!"...

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For a change, Ginny decided to make an intimate little Thanksgiving dinner for just Herbie and herself.. No in-laws smirking or sniping and adding their two cents about the stuffing, the pies, the cranberry sauce. Ginny was exhausted by Herbie’s entire family; not just his idiot-parents, but all the cousins, aunts, uncles, and hanger-on friends that trailed along for every Holiday, every barbecue, every vacation… and then, that one Thanksgiving, she realized she was just as tired of Herbie. So she began putting a little extra “pepper” from the “special” pepper-mill on his dishes… and by Christmas, well... everything was solved. And Herbie ended up so very much like the poor little corn plant that Ginny kept by her hutch in the kitchen…

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Sybil Bruncheon's MORE THAN THEY SEEM STORIES... “Tasty"...

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Uncle Herb was everyone's favorite. He'd come for a visit every Memorial Day weekend and stay for the following week. And it was always his delicious barbecues that brought the whole family together. Of course this Holiday weekend had started off more unhappily than any other when Mikey was bitten by Mrs. Kelly's dog. He'd always been a very mean dog, and Mikey had only been walking down Elco Drive when the dog ran out of nowhere and jumped him. Mikey even tried to be friendly and calm him down by petting him and saying his name, Fritzi... or was it Rocket? Mister Smiley?... Bumpo??... whatever. The dog first bit his hand and then tore his pants when he bit Mikey on the back of his thigh, right on the inside between his legs where it really hurt. But Uncle Herb always made everything alright. He was funny and wise, and helpful, and never had problems making decisions that fixed problems... just like on a TV show. And now, Uncle Herb had fixed it so the dog wouldn't bite anyone again... and he fixed Mrs. Kelly too.

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Sybil Bruncheon's MORE THAN THEY SEEM STORIES... “A Pep Talk"...

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At Rockland State University, the school spirit ran very high! The academic standard was exceptional, rivaling even the more expensive and supposedly "exclusive" Eastern colleges, and its athletic teams regularly triumphed on the national stages in all sports. No one ever suspected in 1950 that there could be any scandals... or that there were subversive elements among the students and faculty. How could anyone guess that popular debutante Betty Lynn Frazier was a double agent for the KGB, and an expert in explosives and sabotage? And what about Professor Seymour Redkin, noted author of psychological texts and beloved children's books, and a master thief and forger of important government documents? There was Dr. Syms Frieborg, who had endowed the Surgical Chair in the Medical School from his family's fortune, and was an expert in interrogation and torture. And then there was his boyfriend, Biff Holloway, captain of the cheerleaders and a ruthless blackmailer who could use his sexual prowess with both sexes to compromise the highest diplomatic officials. Of course, no one found out about any of it till the four of them had left for the Riviera, and the Caribbean, for Paris, and Bali... and had lived happily for decades in security and luxury. Comfortable in their old age... without a care in the world...

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Sybil Bruncheon's MORE THAN THEY SEEM STORIES... “Follow My Lead"...

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The Annual Country Club Dance was always scheduled for the last weekend before Labor Day, and all the members made a point of being there for the festivities, the raffles, auctions, and prize drawings. The elaborate banquet was catered by the very best company, and the orchestra was always booked from the city and cost a fortune, but no expense was ever spared. Everyone who mattered in the town's elite made a point to see and be seen by their rivals, business associates, competitors, neighbors and friends, and always at their very best. Maybe that was why Ken was so mortified. His wife Phyllis was a proverbial "trophy-wife". Educated at the very best schools both here and abroad, raised in a family of incredible wealth and culture, taste, breeding, wit, and beauty, Phyllis was everything any man could want and any woman could want to be... But why did she always insist on leading? Leading when they got to the dance floor? And why did everyone always have to giggle about it?... and point at Ken!... especially when his back was turned!!… and Phyllis was dipping him!!

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Sybil Bruncheon's MORE THAN THEY SEEM STORIES... “A New Party Frock"...

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... Jeanine was thrilled! She had gotten the promotion at the office, a bonus and raise, a corner office and two assistants, and all before the Christmas season, so shopping for friends, family, and herself was assured. And what did she do that very afternoon? She went to Saks Fifth Avenue to the designer floor where that beautiful violet cocktail dress was waiting for her. Nice Mrs. Fletcher, the manager, had set it aside right after Jeanine called and put it on her newly opened charge account. So here she was, dancing and celebrating, enjoying the martinis and champagne, the hors d'oeuvres and the caviar. She was having too much fun dancing with handsome Scott from the Advertising Department to notice that Bill, Cathy, and Craig were snickering over by the record player. Bill had just accidentally-on-purpose bumped into her from behind and wiped a huge streak of chocolate frosting on the derriére of her new dress... and oh, how the fun would really begin...

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Sybil Bruncheon's MORE THAN THEY SEEM STORIES... “A Visit to A New Place"...

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... Zorina had traveled to so many different places and was always excited to meet new people. Finally, she decided to come to the United States. It seemed like it would be an amazing adventure in 1956. But she heard that Americans might be afraid of strangers, especially if they weren't white. She didn't know that that included Martians...

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Sybil Bruncheon's MORE THAN THEY SEEM STORIES... “The Proposal"...

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... It was all so romantic! Bret decided to propose to Helen on Friday night. He'd make them martinis and serve them out on the fire escape outside their charming little studio apartment. They called their fire escape the Rooftop Riviera, although it certainly bore no resemblance to the Riviera, nor was it even on the roof, just on the third floor... but high enough for the pot of geraniums to change their lives forever. Golly, they were going to miss kindly, old Mrs. Dudley who swept the front steps every afternoon.

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Sybil Bruncheon's MORE THAN THEY SEEM STORIES... “Spring Fever"...

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... Phil and Carla started dating in April, and by the end of May they both felt very serious about each other... at least that's what Carla thought and what Phil kept saying... until Carla suggested they go away together for the Memorial Day weekend, and maybe for the whole week. At first Phil was evasive, and then he began to get grumpy when Carla pressed him about going to the Mount Airy Lodge in Ellenville with the heart-shaped bath-tubs. She didn't even notice him pull out the little shank he had gotten when he was in prison...

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