Sybil Bruncheon's "Christmases That Mostly WEREN'T!"... Lester has a question...
/Little Lester Hanover was called a genius!... a prodigy by all his teachers and the school and regional psychologists who interviewed him. His curiosity and desire to learn was ravenous... so much so that on Christmas Eve of 1955, when he caught Santa raiding the family's new Frigidaire, he asked Santa if Coca Cola still contained actual cocaine. Santa turned and, being "a jolly old elf", said he wasn't sure, but if it did, would Lester like some? Little Lester said "Sure! Thanks Santa!"... and Santa told him that they'd know if there was still cocaine in it if their gums went numb!... and if they couldn't get to sleep till about 2 in the afternoon...
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