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Sybil Bruncheon has been performing on stage, radio, TV, film, and in various Vaudeville, burlesque, church basement, county fair, and sideshow....uh..."venues" for most of her 29 years. She is available for bookings for just about anything and can be reached at bruncheon@hotmail.com and on her website sybilbruncheon.com. She is a proud member of the Actors Equity Association and the Screen Actors Guild. Her erdo number is 16.

December 23, 2022

Sybil Bruncheon's "Christmases That Mostly WEREN'T!"... Lester has a question...

December 23, 2022/ Sybil Bruncheon

Little Lester Hanover was called a genius!... a prodigy by all his teachers and the school and regional psychologists who interviewed him. His curiosity and desire to learn was ravenous... so much so that on Christmas Eve of 1955, when he caught Santa raiding the family's new Frigidaire, he asked Santa if Coca Cola still contained actual cocaine. Santa turned and, being "a jolly old elf", said he wasn't sure, but if it did, would Lester like some? Little Lester said "Sure! Thanks Santa!"... and Santa told him that they'd know if there was still cocaine in it if their gums went numb!... and if they couldn't get to sleep till about 2 in the afternoon...

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