Sybil Bruncheon's "Christmases That Mostly WEREN'T!"... snack time at the North Pole...

It was well known that Santa "was chubby and plump" and shaped "like a bowl full of jelly", but no one ever discussed his voracious appetite other than the cookies that millions of children left for him on Christmas night all around the entire world... and WHY they might have! Why, indeed?! Gradually though, children began to notice fewer and fewer reindeer accompanying Santa on his travels... first Donner, then Blitzen, and finally Dasher, Vixen, Comet, and eventually poor, trusting Cupid... gone, all gone... never to be seen again.

It was that particular Christmas in 1943 when only Dancer and Prancer, thoroughly exhausted, failed to clear Mt. Beauregard in the Ozarks. Santa and his entire sleigh plunged from a height of three and half miles into a remote canyon somewhere in Arkansas...

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Sybil Bruncheon's "Christmases That Mostly WEREN'T!"... Debbie and Fred...

The Lipton twins, Debbie and Fred, were known in the neighborhood for being extremely cute, almost ready for "show business" as their proud Aunt Cornelia was fond of saying at her weekly canasta club get-togethers on Wednesday nights or at every church sociable to anyone who'd listen. The twins were photogenic, funny, extremely athletic and nimble, and indeed had a natural talent for dancing, singing, and mimicry, delighting adults with their impressions of famous television and film characters. Unfortunately, their impersonations (weirdly accurate and often unflattering!) of their parents' friends and neighbors caused anger and indignation... and the Lipton family's popularity began to erode... precipitously.

And then, on that particular Christmas in 1959, little Debbie and Fred visited Carlina Mansenetti's home to see her tree and the presents she received. It was while Carlina had gone to the kitchen to get everyone glasses of Tang and her mother's home-made biscottis that Debbie and Fred worked their mischief. While Fred kept a look-out, Debbie rifled through the beautiful doll-house Carlina's father had built for her. She searched the dining room and pantry for family silver and fine china, smashing a miniature hutch and its matching sideboard. Then she worked her way through a couple of bedrooms and their dressers and wardrobes for any jewelry or maybe a wallet.

She was headed for the attic on the chance that antique trunks might have held some valuable family heirlooms when they heard Carlina coming back. Debbie set some drapes in the master suite on fire to cover her burglary, the flames spreading quickly through the second story and up the grand staircase! The twins scampered out of the Mansenetti's house, laughing wildly as little Carlina's cries echoed out into the Winter evening. Two of her dolls had been trapped in a guest bathroom… they were burned beyond recognition.

It was the beginning of a reign of terror that rocked the Gertrude Edelin Academy for Somewhat Gifted Young Persons... in Perrysburg, Ohio...

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Sybil Bruncheon's "Strange Tales From The Workplace: Lay-Off Day at The Doll Hospital"…

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...it was a tough time. The economy hadn't gotten better for most people, and lay-offs had continued in every business and industry... even at the Doll Hospital down at 113 Bank Street in Greenwich Village. Ruthie-Marie had been called in to Miss Carrington's office to be given the news that "her services would no longer be required." She had tried so hard at bisque modeling, arm and leg stringing, eyelash gluing, wig-weaving, and finally at basic face-feature-painting. Sadly, she was not even particularly good at sewing the simple cotton gowns on the new-fangled electric sewing machines. Now she would have to go home to her tenement building on Mott Street, climb the six flights of stairs, and tell her parents that she would no longer be bringing home $1.65 a day to help the family out. And at 11 years of age and the oldest, she was the big bread-winner of the eight children.


How humiliating it had all been too... called into the reception area. Made to wait on the hard horse-hair sofa with the spring poking out of the center cushion that jabbed one's bottom if you didn't arrange your bustle just right...(and if it DID prick your bottom, you had to sit perfectly still and wait silently because that's what a "nice lady" should do until she was called into the office.) And then finally standing in front of Miss Carrington. And reading the pink slip. And Miss Carrington just sitting and staring. Staring… and saying nothing.


Well, that's how most of them were at the Doll Hospital. Cold, and oh-so-superior. And those eyes... staring straight ahead and always saying nothing. Poor little Ruthie-Marie coughed awkwardly in the silence... and finally let herself out of the office. She looked back one more time. Nope. Miss Carrington hadn't moved a muscle. "Stuck-up little bitch", Ruthie-Marie whispered as she passed into the hall and down the stairs. She didn't hear Miss Carrington whisper the very same thing about her as she reapplied her lip paint!...."Dammit!", Miss Carrington spluttered as she looked down and realized she had chipped one of her little bisque fingers.

[Postscript: Many years later, Ruthie-Marie became a millionairess during WW II in her work with plastics, perfecting artificial limbs for the returning veterans. Eventually she died of styrene-lung in 1959....just a few weeks after she created a doll named Barbara Millicent Roberts which would have made her a multi-millionaire… Styrene-lung is the doll-profession equivalent of Crisco-nose, the pie-baking disease that, of course, is always fatal and that killed both Betty Crocker and half of the Entenmann’s family. Interestingly... Miss Carrington continued on at the Doll Hospital in an administrative position for several years until her retirement at an undetermined age. She was eligible for a sizable pension, and received her traditional 12 karat gold-filled brooch-watch. Sadly, a week after her farewell party, while wearing a lovely bonnet with blue and green ribbons trailing behind her, a speeding trolley car passed by and happened to catch some of them in the spokes of its whirling wheels. It tore her head completely off!.... Miss Carrington, who had worked so diligently at the Greenwich Village Doll Hospital, was taken to that self-same emergency room. Her body was wheeled into the torsos-and-restringing ICU, and her head was rushed to "features-painting-and-reconstruction", but there was nothing to be done. She was pronounced BBR...(Broken Beyond Repair) and put into the RFP bin (Recycle For Parts)... Ironically, she may have been mulched and turned into a teapot…]

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Sybil Bruncheon’s Stories for Grown-up Children: CARLA & THEO......

...it had all started in the nursery. Little Carla had heard her rocking horse say that he wanted to ride off like other horses he'd seen in Carla's picture books. They didn't just stay in one place going up and down... they ran and ran and ran, as hard as their joyous legs would carry them. He could tell by the little painted pictures that there must be a strange freedom that makes you push as hard as you can sometimes when you're in the sun, and the wind is blowing, and the grass is cool and green, so very green under your galloping hooves, and you feel bigger and stronger than you really are, and you're full of something that only you can know, and that’s only YOURS TO KNOW...

Carla had been standing behind the edge of the bookcase and heard him telling the other toys... or at least the toys that would listen. Her roly-poly clown had stood perfectly still (for a change!)...with no incessant chuckling (also for a change!). He had listened to every word, especially about the running! "Imagine!" he finally whispered. "To be able to actually RUN from one place to another! As fast as you could ever, ever, ever go! Even if it was to the point where you might break!...or fly apart! To run and fly apart from the joy of running that fast just ONCE!... oh, how I wish I could do that!"... A pull-toy dachshund standing by nodded...how fast did he ever run?...really?? If he wasn't being pulled, he didn't run at all.... nor did the little pull-toy fire engine. Or the quacking duck.

At the tea table, all of Carla's dolls, from the larger ones that said words like "mama" to the dainty ones from other lands made of china stared down at their cookie plates and tea cups...and said nothing. Their appetites had left them... One of them cleared her throat uncomfortably. What did they know of running? Running could be fatal… It was at that point that Carla had shifted slightly, and the floor by the corner of the tall bookcase creaked. All discussion stopped!. And everyone turned to see... yes, it was Carla. The toys all fell silent...well, except for the tea party where all the dolls began chattering about scones, and Earl Grey vs. Lap Sang Su Chong, and the embroidered monograms on fine napkins.... but Carla wasn't fooled... nor were any of the toys. They knew she had heard. And she knew that they knew...But that's how it sometimes is between friends...even the best of friends... things are left unsaid.

And so, later, when it seemed everyone was asleep, Carla slipped out with Theo, and confided in him. He was her closest friend and her best secret-keeper. What could she say to a roomful of toys who all longed to run away...?? What could she ever do to make them know that she was just like them? …really, just like them... Even when she went out to play, she already knew that people, living people, could only run so far...and only so fast... and not forever... Theo looked deeply into her eyes...he leaned forward and put his paw to her lips. He drew close to her ear ...and whispered...

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