Sybil Bruncheon's "People In Poetry"…… page 26. ......"At The Chartreuse Academy for Nice Young Men"….

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Philip was a dandy-boy with hand upon his hip!  He minced and ponced about the school                           With rouge upon his lip.

Chauncey primped a little bit. He thought himself quite grand.  His tailor cut his suits just so                                                         For strolls along the strand.

And Bennett’s pride was in his brain, his wit beyond compare.                           But books remained his only friends.                     A date? He’d never dare!

Tom was in the marching band. His baton he twirled and threw.                     He also played the piccolo                                                               On which he blew and blew.

Bruce had always scamped about. He had his little jokes. And in the alley in the back,                                     He cadged about for smokes.

Russell was a handsome lad. His profile like a Greek!         The girls all swooned when he walked by.                             He’d give them ne’er a peek.

And wasn’t Huck the charming one? His manners won the prize.                       He opened doors, and held the chairs.                                       But just for other guys.

And lastly there was little Sal, his suit all stitched with pearl. He spoke Italian with a lisp,                                                         And turned out to be a girl.

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A New Sybil's "WHO'Z DAT?"... GEORGE ZUCCO (January 11, 1886 – May 27, 1960)

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Darlings! Mummy has made a decision! After reading dozens of posts and having hundreds of conversations with well-meaning folks who just don't know about the great CHARACTER actors who gave films the depth and genius that surrounded and supported the so-called "stars", I am going to post a regular, special entry called SYBIL'S "WHO'Z DAT??"....there'll be photos and a mini-bio, and the next time you see one of those familiar, fabulous faces that you just "can't quite place".......well, maybe these posts will help. Some of these actors worked more, had longer and broader careers, and ended up happier, more loved, and even wealthier than the "stars" that the public "worships"......I think there may be a metaphor in that! What do you think??? And while you’re considering it, I’ve decided to spend the whole month of October (one of my very favorite months!) celebrating the folks that make Hallowe’en so special for me by their work in scary movies (some of my very favorite movies!!)

Well our next guest has always come off as a man of superior brains and intellect. Every role he played was one of cunning and craft. Let me introduce you to George Zucco (January 11, 1886 – May 27, 1960). He was born in Manchester, Lancashire, England, where his mother, Marian (née Rintoul), ran a dressmaking business; she was a former lady-in-waiting to Queen Victoria. His father, George De Sylla Zucco, was a Greek merchant.

Young George debuted on the Canadian stage in 1908. He and his wife Frances toured the American vaudeville circuit during the 1910s, their satirical sketch about suffragettes earning them renown. He returned to Great Britain and served as a lieutenant in the British Army’s West Yorkshire Regiment during World War I. He saw action and was wounded in his right arm by gunfire. Subsequent surgery partially handicapped the use of two fingers and a thumb. However, having honed his theatrical talents, he proceeded to enter the London stage scene and was rewarded with a developing career that made him a leading man as the 1920s progressed and made his film debut in 1931, playing Eugène Godefroy Cavaignac in THE DREYFUS CASE an early British re-telling of the Dreyfus Affair with Cedric Hardwicke. What followed were thirteen B-grade movies through 1935, until THE MAN WHO COULD WORK MIRACLES (1936) with Roland Young and Ralph Richardson. Zucco then returned to America and Broadway by late 1935 to play Disraeli opposite Helen Hayes in the original play VICTORIA REGINA which ran from December 1935 to June 1936. After that came a Hollywood contract and his first American picture, SINNER TAKE ALL (1936). Zucco had a sharp hawk nose, magnetic dark eyes, and an arching brow that fit well with authoritative and intimidating characters. That same year, he was in the second installment of the "Thin Man" series with William Powell, Myrna Loy, and Jimmy Stewart,  followed by a series of supporting roles in nine films in 1937, usually type-cast as a doctor or English aristocrat. There were good supporting roles in "A" films, but he was also taking on darker characters. This was evident in CHARLIE CHAN IN HONOLULU (1938) and more so with ARREST BULLDOG DRUMMOND (1939). In the latter, he played Rolf Alferson, alias the criminal mastermind "The Stinger," who could administer a poisonous sting from a needle at the tip of his cane. It was a typical pop movie in the pulp mystery/horror genre with the usual sort of ending, but it started him on the road as a Hollywood arch villain. That same year, he was cast as Professor Moriarty, the brilliant archenemy of the world's most famous detective in THE ADVENTURES OF SHERLOCK HOLMES (1939) opposite Basil Rathbone in the title role and Nigel Bruce as Dr. Watson.

During the 1940s, he took every role he was offered, landing himself in B-films and Universal horror films, including THE MUMMY’S HAND (1940), THE MUMMY’S TOMB (1942), THE MAD MONSTER (1942), THE MAD GHOUL (1943), DEAD MEN WALK (1943), THE MUMMY’S GHOST (1944), HOUSE OF FRANKENSTEIN (1944), and TARZAN AND THE MERMAIDS (1948).  Although some of these were made by the relatively major Universal Pictures, Zucco began grinding out outlandish horror stuff for the infamously “bottom-of-the-barrel” Producers Releasing Corp. (PRC). It would be incorrect to say he sold out completely to the horror genre though, even if horror buffs have made him their own. He was reunited with Basil Rathbone in another Sherlock Holmes adventure, SHERLOCK HOLMES IN WASHINGTON (1943), this time playing not Moriarty, but a Nazi spy. His distinctive presence, talent, and class also got him cast in higher end films on occasion with big stars such as CAPTAIN OF CASTILE (1947) with Tyrone Power, THE PIRATE with Gene Kelly and Judy Garland (1948), JOAN OF ARC (1948) with Ingrid Bergman, and MADAM BOVARY (1949) with Jennifer Jones. Zucco even managed to make appearances in two Fred Astaire musicals, THE BARKLEYS OF BROADWAY (1949) and LET’S DANCE (1950). He retired due to illness, after playing a bit part in DAVID AND BATHSHEBA in 1951. Kenneth Anger, in his 1988 book Hollywood Babylon II, claimed that Zucco died in a madhouse, convinced that he was being haunted by H.P. Lovecraft’s creation Cthulhu, and that Zucco's wife and adult daughter committed suicide in response to the loss. However, in reality, Zucco spent his final years in quiet dignity in the Monterey Sanitarium, an assisted-living facility and died from pneumonia in 1960, aged 74. His only daughter, 29-year old Frances Zucco, was an award-winning equestrian and minor actress; she died exactly 20 months to the day after her father from throat cancer on March 14, 1962. His widow Stella Francis whom he had married in 1930, died from natural causes in 1999 (aged 99). Quiet-spoken off stage, he had always been an avid dog lover who owned several German Shepherds. Because of his consistency as an actor and his professionalism at all times, his nickname on the set of Universal Studios was "One-Take Zucco". After his death, George Zucco was cremated and his ashes are now interred at the Forest Lawn Hollywood Hills Cemetery in Los Angeles.

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Sybil's "31 DAYS OF HALLOWEEN"..... Karen and Tammy...

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                Karen Polhemus had always been a little plump, from kindergarten through her graduation from the Smitherton Secretarial Arts & Sciences Academy. Her skills at taking dictation, different methods of shorthand, and speed typing were unmatched, and yet she ached to be one of the "pretty girls" on campus. And then, in her final semester, she was befriended by Tammy Cozander, the captain of both the cheerleading squad, and the senior girls' field hockey team. Tammy was curvaceous, petite, famously pretty, and lovely... really, really lovely. A heart of gold, as everyone knew so well. That was why it was so heartbreaking as she began to be consumed by her peculiar notions about a diet based on water and lemon juice, pickle shavings, and deep gulps of fresh air! For dessert, she would have small bits of paper marinated in skim milk, and then set on fire "a la flambee".

               Her Thanksgiving meal consisted of one bean colored brown with a crayon with a side dish of a single grain of rice, and a side salad of a blade of crab grass spritzed with cologne and suntan oil. Needless to say, Tammy began to change right before everyone's eyes. They all noticed and commented on it…..and cared! Sadly, Karen chose NOT to notice, or comment. Always possessive of her friendship, and frequently jealous, she guarded everything, literally EVERYTHING, about Tammy’s life, including her secrets. It was rumored that Tammy and Karen shared everything and anything with each other, which under certain circumstances would be lovely, and even admirable…. But as time went on, the two became more and more withdrawn from the circle of friends they had made at school. They took a small cottage on the outskirts of town, and then moved out to a small resort area at the end of Long Island.

              It was during the off-season there when local folks noticed that they hadn’t seen the pair even come to the little grocery store for supplies that concerns were raised. Someone said they HAD seen smoke coming from the chimney, and a light or two on at different times…. After knocks on the door went unanswered, and it was discovered that the telephone had been disconnected, the sheriff and a small band of neighbors went to see if there was trouble…. They knocked one evening. No answer. They knocked again. And no answer…. And then they tried the door. It opened with a resentful little creak, and as they wandered into the parlor, they heard a conversation!.... it was Karen having tea with Tammy and recounting her day in the garden with the new gladiolus and delphiniums, and how she had pricked her finger on the rose trellis… Didn't the roses smell wonderful already? Especially, the yellow ones? Outside, the sun was just beginning to set as the snow began to fall….

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A New Sybil's "WHO'Z DAT?"... JOHN HOYT (October 5, 1905 - September 15, 1991)

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                Darlings! Mummy has made a decision! After reading dozens of posts and having hundreds of conversations with well-meaning folks who just don't know about the great "character" actors who gave films the depth and genius that surrounded and supported the so-called "stars", I am going to periodically post a regular, special entry called "SYBIL'S WHO'Z DAT?"....there'll be photos and a mini-bio, and the next time you see one of those familiar, fabulous faces that you just "can't quite place", well maybe these posts will help. Some of these actors worked more, had longer and broader careers, and ended up happier, more loved, and even wealthier than the "stars" that the public "worships". (I think there may be a metaphor in that! What do you think???). Here's our next guest!!...and he’s perfect for the October season. What would Halloween be without science fiction, and what would great science fiction films be without John Hoyt (October 5, 1905- September 15, 1991).

               Born John McArthur Hoysradt, in Bronxville, New York, he was the son of a banker father who wanted John to follow him in the same profession. His mother, however, countered that wish by promoting the child’s talent for classical piano, and his two sisters worked tirelessly with him, nurturing his vocal techniques. He attended The Hotchkiss School, and later Yale University, where he served on the editorial board of the campus humor magazine “The Yale Record” because of his intelligent wit. He earned both a Bachelor’s and a Master’s degree there and worked as a history instructor at the Groton School in Massachusetts. He appeared at several regional theatres in the 1920s, working as an acting teacher, and even a nightclub comedian as John Hoysradt. He made his Broadway debut in 1930 with the play OVERTURE. Being a very accomplished pianist, he became the “ghost” pianist, playing offstage for Katherine Cornell who was playing a concert pianist in Sidney Howard’s play ALIEN CORN (1932). When Cornell toured 3 plays in repertory the next year, John was invited to play roles in all three. The tour would be a long, arduous trek by train and, as it turned out, John’s roommate on the theatrical odyssey was another newcomer named Orson Welles. He also played in THE ZIEGFELD FOLLIES OF 1936 along with Bob Hope, Josephine Baker, and Fanny Brice. He eventually became an actor with Orson Welles’ Mercury Theatre appearing in Welles’ production of JULIUS CAESAR in 1937 in the role of Decius Brutus (a.k.a. Decimus Junius Brutus Albinus, a role he would play again in film in 1953.)

                  It was during this time that he married his first wife, Marian Burns, whom the New York Post described as a “former athletics teacher,” and became the father of his only biological child, a son named David. Other productions with Welles included HEARTBREAK HOUSE and ‘TIS PITY SHE’S A WHORE. Continuing his stand-up comedy career, after performances onstage, he would dash off to the Rainbow Room at Rockefeller Center to appear as “The Master Of Satire”. One of his specialties was impressions of famous entertainers, and his impersonation of Noël Coward was so remarkable that he was hired for the original cast of the Broadway comedy THE MAN WHO CAME TO DINNER (1939) in which he played Beverley Carlton. He remained with the Mercury Players until he was called up for military service in 1945. It was not until the age of 40 that he became “Hoyt,” moving the family to Hollywood. Paramount Studios performed the name change and quickly fastened onto Hoyt’s panache with dialects and languages (he spoke five). He made his film debut in O.S.S. (1946), a wartime drama with Alan Ladd about the Office of Strategic Services which was the predecessor to the C.I.A., followed by MY FAVORITE BRUNETTE (1947), a comic take-off on film noir starring Bob Hope, Dorothy Lamour, Peter Lorre, and Lon Chaney Jr.

                Among his impressive credits is THE BLACKBOARD JUNGLE (1955) with Glenn Ford and Sidney Poitier. Mr. Hoyt appeared in 75 films, including JULIUS CAESAR (1953) with Marlon Brando, James Mason, and John Gielgud, SPARTACUS (1960) with Kirk Douglas, Charles Laughton, and Lawrence Olivier, and CLEOPATRA (1963) with Elizabeth Taylor, Richard Burton, and Rex Harrison. Because of his classical training, he fit right into these “classical productions" often being mistaken for being British himself.

                Although Hoyt played Nazis, indignant fathers, and forbidding megalomaniacs, in his real life, he was tending to his sick wife Marian who, it was known, was suffering from medical problems aggravated by alcoholism. Marian did not survive and John soon after married Dorothy Haverman who had been a close family friend with one son. They were married for his last 25 years. Hoyt’s unusual presence and talent allowed him to participate in science fiction films like THE LOST CONTINENT (1951), WHEN WORLD’S COLLIDE (1951), ATTACK OF THE PUPPET PEOPLE (1958), X: THE MAN WITH THE X-RAY EYES (1963), and several episodes on tv of THE TWILIGHT ZONE, and on the original pilot of STAR TREK in 1964. He was versatile enough to have a huge career in Westerns both in film and on television, and despite his great ability in comedy, the majority of his work existed in gritty dramas, film noir, and mysteries. Over the 1950s and 60s he became a major character guest star on all sorts of television hit programs including THE RIFLEMAN, repeated appearances on PERRY MASON.

                  In 1982, at age 77, after moving to Santa Cruz, he signed a contract with NBC to play Grandpa Kanisky on NBC’s "Gimme A Break," a role he portrayed for seven years. And in 1985, stock footage of his performance as a man from the future dealing with mutants in THE TIME TRAVELERS (1964) is played in a movie theatre as the final comic sequence in DESPERATELY SEEKING SUSAN (1985) for Madonna and Roseanna Arquette; a wonderful film-within-a-film gimmick! Hoyt died of lung cancer at the age of eighty-five in 1991 in Santa Cruz, California. He was survived by his wife, Dorothy; a son, David, a stepson, Kurt L. Haveman, both of Santa Cruz, and 10 grandchildren. In 1996, Dorothy, in an interview with writer Paul Grondahl, revealed that John had been gay all his life, despite his two marriages. She gushed with love for him. “He was a presence,” she said in a letter. “Whenever he entered, people recognized a special quality of distinction, culture and an engaging manner. John had all the ability to ride easy on the surface of life. He didn’t have to labor over anything. A movie script was presented and memorized immediately. He did not have to strive.” Dorothy, matter of factly indicated they had an agreement and an open marriage and that he was quite open with his young lovers. Hoyt was cremated and his ashes were scattered in the Pacific by his family.

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Poor Marbella....

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   ...she had first seen the clown in her mirror after her 4th birthday party when she was alone in the bathroom brushing her teeth.... She screamed and begged her parents to look! "LOOOOK!"... but no one could see it..only she could! And so it went....all through grade school and high school, and college.... and finally even at her special job at the F.B.I.

    Of course, by then, Marbella knew better than to tell anyone about her secret clown who followed her around in mirrors!... hallways, public restrooms, even her compact! And she'd gotten used to it too....well, until the clown told her he had 34 more clowns out in his Volkswagen beetle...and they all had grenade launchers....

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Sybil Bruncheon's "People In Poetry"…… page 113. "The Big Match!!"...

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Listen

The match was planned, oh, weeks ahead
And both the fighters famous.
The challenger was Jaunty Jim.
The champion was Seamus.

Now Seamus stood just five feet two
And weighed 200 pounds.
And Jim they say was six foot ten
And could go eleven rounds.

The sniping started right away
On both sides and so petty.
Bragging, ragging, bally-hoo!
The Beachball meets Spaghetti.

The pair prepared in every way,
With exercise and diets.
The tickets for the special night
Had ended up in riots.

It’s said that Seamus looked his best.
He’d dropped a goodly sum. 
Perhaps a dozen pounds or so
And weighed one eighty one.

And Jim was lifting weights all day
And eating like a horse!
He stood much taller than his foe
But lacked a punch with force.

The weeks rushed by. The date drew near,
And both the gents were ready.
The press and bookies made their rounds.
The odds on both held steady.

And then at last the night had come. 
The crowds had filled the tent.
The heat, and smoke, and sweat were thick
When the telegram was sent.

The referees, promoters too, 
And trainers stood there shaking.
They read the message right out loud
To all whose hearts were breaking.

“Dear Sirs, you see, we’ve left you all. 
We’d rather never fight.
We talked a bit and made a plan
To leave by train last night.

We’re going to Niagara Falls.
And travel far and near.
Then Jim and I may buy a house.
Please wish us luck! We’re queer.”

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Sybil Bruncheon's 31 Days of Halloween Horror & Hilarity!...GAME TIME!!

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Dr. Henry Frankenstein is very upset!! Pick the right caption:

1) “I don’t care what anyone says! My Musical Typewriter will be a triumph!"

2) “I’m trying to reach Don Loper on my shortwave set. This cocktail dress he sent me is wrinkled… and so… MANNISH!”

3) “This X-ray Book Reader allows me to read all these Harry Potters at the same time!”

4) “Is this Betty Crocker? I’m trying to get the recipe for “Vlad the Impaler’s Shish-Ka-Bob Delights”… on page 194.”

5) “Nonsense, my dear! I am both a brain surgeon AND a licensed cosmetician! I can apply very realistic make-up with these electrodes… and lightning!”

6) “Fred Rogers and his damn Neighborhood! I’ll show them all how to get children to sing along!”

7) “Coco Chanel said the secret to good jewelry is to put everything on and take just one thing off… but do these earrings go with my man-tiara?”

8) “I call it a cell phone… and it comes with this amusing little clutch! In walnut!”

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Sybil Bruncheon's 31 Days of Halloween... Favorite Film Quotes!: A night at the Hairdresser’s…

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“I told you Autumn Auburn! Autumn Auburn, dammit! But you’ve made me a dull old brunette…and with a page-boy too!”..

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Sybil Bruncheon’s 31 Days of Halloween… Muriel's Rec Room….

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"Hello, Muriel? It's Karen! How are you? Lovely! Listen, I've made all the arrangements for the party, and I just tried on my new party frock! It's perfect and "très amusant"! Yes, Madame Fifi embroidered the spider and the web in sequins, paillettes, and rhinestones...I think it's quite charming. The caterer is preparing all sorts of funny Halloween dishes, silly but still delicious!...The cake will be fabulous, the band will be wonderful, the decorations will be delivered by the team putting them all up! Everything is going to be perfect! ...and I took your advice. I buried Phil under the rec room floor and put the grass-cloth carpet over the fresh concrete. Yes! I'm standing on him right now!!! And I love your advice about the rattan patio furniture!"

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Mr. Puddles….

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….Sadly, "Mr. Puddles" was, on occasion, removed to a special facility in the countryside for his own good by his family, co-workers, and even ice cream truck purveyors... He would sometimes talk thirty or so friends into piling up in a phone booth or a Volkswagen beetle with no clothes on and a jumbo jar of Smucker's Strawberry Preserves, or teach them how to make balloon-poodles at children's birthday parties but stop before adding the all-important hind-legs....... He was arrested several times on morals charges and for inflatable-pornography in the presence of a minor... Finally, he was confined for two Class A misdemeanors; "Unnatural cruelty to helium-filled approximations of domestic pets"...and "Deliberately sculpting male genitalia in a medium that must eventually go soft and therefore, vex elderly viewers during otherwise festive occasions"....He was sentenced to 30 days in a Pie-Throw Booth at a mortuary and an additional week in the Dunk-The Clown set-up at Donald Trump rallies….. (postscript: Actually, Mr. Puddles was later cured of his strange preoccupations by an apprenticeship at the "Curl Up 'N' Dye Hair Hut" in Wauseon, Ohio…. The attic over the beauty parlor doubles as a weekend-asylum for the really serious balloon-poodle felons in the area. They're given electric-shock therapy from an old portable Sunbeam hair-dryer with a frayed cord while standing in a kiddies wading pool. It seems to work wonders!!!..and Mr. Puddles finally washed his face and returned to his original life as Mr. Clement Beebe, selling aluminum siding for doll houses.)

 

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