Sybil Bruncheon has been performing on stage, radio, TV, film, and in various Vaudeville, burlesque, church basement, county fair, and sideshow....uh..."venues" for most of her 29 years. She is available for bookings for just about anything and can be reached at bruncheon@hotmail.com and on her website sybilbruncheon.com. She is a proud member of the Actors Equity Association and the Screen Actors Guild. Her erdo number is 16.
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Karen was one of those nice single ladies with no family so she always made Thanksgiving dinner for her friends, neighbors, and coworkers who didn't have any place to go! She called them all her "Turkey-Day Orphans", and they appreciated her so! ... then one year, she decided that it might be more fun to serve an all-liquid menu. An assortment of broths, consommés, gravies, and the booze that would compliment each course.... unfortunately, when the guests arrived at 1 in the afternoon, they found her unconscious under the dining table in nothing more than a pair of turkey-feather pasties, lipstick way outside her lip line, and a souvenir apron from Provincetown with a map of Cape Cod pointing suggestively to her ...um... "lady place"...
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Boys and Girls (and I use those terms loosely!) did you know that when people were first inventing all the gadgets and appliances that we take for granted today, sometimes they were very different? Your cell phone which fits in your little hand was actually as big as a brick and weighed much more when it was first designed by a scientist many years ago. And your Daddy's laptop computer which is as thin as a magazine today was the size of a car 50 years ago and could only add 2 + 2... and it took three hours for it to come up with the right answer! Well, when your Mommy puts your turkey in the oven for Thanksgiving, she counts on the nice pop-up-timer that tells her when it's done! And once upon a time, the very smart men who invented that little pop-up-timer worked very hard for a very long time to come up with it. They drew pictures, and had meetings, and asked questions, and yelled at people, and even hit each other when they were drinking and had ladies over... but finally, they made the world's first pop-up-timer. Unfortunately, it was 11 stories high and weighed over 375 tons. None of that would matter, except that when it was put into the first turkey and the cooking time was finished, the timer actually chewed up and swallowed the turkey, the kitchen, and three of the scientists testing it in the lab. Frank Perdue's great grandfather said "Oh well, Progress is a cruel mistress!... and so is a moist, plump turkey!".
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In anticipation of the building of the new trump presidential library, plans are being made for what books should be added to the 14 pages of his personal papers (and his tricycle). Apparently, the "intelligentsia" in trump's circle are reading the following books:
1) "Dick And Jane Meet The Moo-Cow"
2) "When Should You Say Thank-You?"
3) "Mommy Says Little Brother's Brain Is Broken"
4) "Monkeys Make Bad Smells From Their Bottoms... and So Does Grandpa"
5) "When I Drop Stuff, Does It Always Have To Fall On The Ground... Like Our Baby?"
6) "Uncle Ned Shoots Things And Sometimes We Eat Them... or Hang Them On The Bathroom Wall"
7) "When I Go To Sleep, Do I Die For a Short Time, Or Just Wet The Bed?"
8) "Is Drooling Always Bad?"
9) "My Friend Carl Put On A Dress and I Told Him He Was Pretty"
10) "When Fruits and Vegetables Look Like Daddy's Funny Part"
...all of these books are published by the Children's World Is Flat Library... a subsidiary of the Highlights and Jack & Jill magazine publishing empire that serves reputable dentists everywhere.
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Ranch-handress, Lasso-iatrix, cowpokee. Stunt double for Gabby Hayes. · 1952 to present
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George Brescia's New Book:
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Sybil Zazzles
Did you know that Mummie has a GoFundMe page for her stories to be published and also performed onstage? Well, here's the link:
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Where to go?
GayBarMaps, that's where!! From Florida to Frisco! Key West to Kalamazoo! When you're traveling around the USA, you can find all the great LGBT bars, clubs, and restaurants at GayBarMaps. By the state, by the town!... just click in for a great time!!
GayBarMaps.com
The Lobster Pot Restaurant, Provincetown
Joe Zaso's CAFE HIMBO Cookbook II
