Sybil Bruncheon's "We've Got a Nose for News!!"...

… from the White House. Donald Trump, in a fit of despondency over growing scandals, reports of criminal activities, possible charges of treason, and both a failing presidency and marriage, was just sighted blowing his brains out in the oval office. Medical personnel were on hand immediately but tragically they could not restore all of his brain matter either from his index finger or from under the edge of the desk where apparently he had been hiding much of it over the last few months. Details at 6. Kleenex at 11.

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Sybil Bruncheon's "31 DAYS OF HALLOWEEN!"... P.O.T.U.S.

...Although described as a perfectly nice and well-meaning President, Rutherford B. Hayes was best known for the efforts of his tee-totaling wife "Lemonade Lucy" to bring sobriety back into the White House after 8 years of rampant drunkenness under Ulysses Grant. Hayes was also known for wearing a top hat... even to bed.... ever since the chandelier came loose in his office during the festive "bobbing-for-apples" on Halloween, 1877.

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