Sybil Bruncheon's "History On This Day... On OTHER WORLDS!"... January 26, ^23<>Rf6…

…on the Planet Camberterry in the Covalian System…

President Gambardten Hihhn had major turn-over among members of his cabinet and committees in the first two years of his first term. And it made him sad. After all, they were all his close friends at one time or another. So he decided to keep them with him... always. Right there in his throne room… and on the payroll too! And that's what happened on this day on other worlds...

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Sybil Bruncheon's Tales From Other Worlds... or... Are They?...

"Pathetic Earth creatures! We have come a great distance from another world. Our own planet was not enough for our delights. We have eaten our pets, burned our forests, gouged our mountains, and soiled our oceans. It was great fun, but now we want to do the same to yours. Offer us your abundant plenty, and we will allow you to protect one of your puny offspring from our kitchens during our feast time. One youngling only! In honor of our own beloved Spawn, who we hatched from his larva-sack and crowned as our pupa-prince. Note his oh-so-delicate fore-pincers; small and very sophisticated, and how he waves them about when he harangues his hive-ettes. Worship him and obey his whims lest you incur his righteous wrath. Build huge hive-walls to protect him from brown-things... and tremble in awe of his mighty cranium-pod covered in orange bug-silk! Bzzzzzzzz!!!!!!"

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Sybil Bruncheon's Strange Tales That Stun & Stupefy... The Buick!

Miss Sally Ann Pretherton had saved up all her money for the first new car she had ever bought. No more "hand-me-downs" from the Used-Car lots for her. She was tired of the smirking, the "accidental brush-ups", and the not-so-subtle innuendoes of the oily car-lot salesman who tried to hide their wedding rings as they quoted her prices they claimed were a "special deal just for her, cause she were so pretty"!

She had asked her Dad what she should buy, and he said the new 1958 Buick Special was the car for her! And she adored the fact that "Special" was the name of the model because that's just how she felt as her dad drove it off the lot with her in the front seat and her best friend Carla in the backseat! She looked out the window at the swinging strings of lights and the yards of plastic bunting and ribbons tossing in the wind on that sunny February day! Was there anything as magical as a new car, twinkling in the bright sunlight and with that new car smell, racing down the open rode with the whole world lying ahead of you.

And then after about a mile or so, her father, normally so steady and solid let out a shrieking laugh at the top of his lungs and a maniacal look in his glowing green eyes! He punched the accelerator to the floor, and the new Buick surged to its full power and screeched down the highway! Faster! Faster! Faster than Sally Ann had ever gone or imagined... and then Carla joined in in the howling laughter!... Sally Ann desperately clutched the dashboard and turned, begging, to her father but he had become some sort of fiend, a horrible drooling fiend with grey claws where hands should be, raking where his hair had been and twisting the steering wheel this way and that. Suddenly, Sally Ann felt the gleaming new Buick shudder and lift, yes, LIFT off the ground, off the highway and veer sharply to the left over the vanishing ground below! Now her whimpered pleas to her dad also turned to shrieks, but shrieks of terror and madness to be met in turn by the diabolical cackling of her inhuman companions!... and it was then or shortly afterwards that the Buick crashed head-on!… into the moon.

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Sybil Bruncheon's History On This Day... “On OTHER WORLDS!"... January 25, 2713JqZ...

…on the Planet Gwurn in the Bavaic System:

Queen Patrice-Marie II flew into a fit of rage at the sight of a new court portrait done of her by the artist Jexubub Hoont. "My eyes still look crossed!… and my gown is wrinkled!", she shrieked before she ate two of her ladies-in-waiting and most of Hoont's brushes and the easel. And that's what happened on this day on other worlds...

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Sybil’s “31 DAYS OF HALLOWEEN”…. Another foray into Science Fiction!

Another chance to rehabilitate my blacklisted career came when I was asked to be in TARGET EARTH (1954). It always fascinated me that the robot in this film was constructed from a giant Kleenex box and two Electrolux vacuum cleaner hoses.... If nothing else, after invasion from outer space, one’s house would be thoroughly clean and germ free....  But poor Richard Denning!!! Forced to spend the 1950s fighting off Kleenex-Box robots, giant black scorpions, three-eyed atomic monsters, and fish-man creatures in black lagoons, ....and when he finally gets a chance with Deborah Kerr in AN AFFAIR TO REMEMBER (1957), she throws him over for Cary Grant! Talk about jilted!!!!

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Sybil Bruncheon’s THANKSGIVINGS!!… ON OTHER WORLDS!!!... care for a bite?

...Hello, Friends! Did you know that on other planets many different civilizations, and even LIFE FORMS have ways of expressing the universal need to say "I Thank You!"??? Yes, you are not alone in sharing the eternal emotion of "gratitude".

...Here, in this interdimensional image chip (known as a "polaroid instamatic" to your kind!), we see a celebration on the planet Zzjr#deetyl*%5... a female Zzjrian is sampling a mandible-ette portion of dzatso-monkey in yellow sauce. Her nice escort is offering it to her with one of his hand-feet. In their world, the feeding of one another is considered the final step before gamete-sharing, but since they are at a cocktail festivity, he wears a special Chastity Helmet to prevent any further intimacy in front of company...or spawn that may be running about. Notice her high sense of fashion. As opposed to doing anything as savage as eating a turkey, on the planet Zzjr#deetyl*%5, a really stylish woman carries an animal as a purse, and inserts a lipstick, a wallet, and various things into its behind-region after thoroughly sedating it. Interestingly, if she cannot afford a purse, she does the same thing to her male-spouse... with or without sedation. Learning about Thanksgivings on other worlds is fun, isn't it? 

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