Sybil Bruncheon's 31 Days of Halloween!...

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*Tour-ette on Diwali 2022, the Indian Festival of Lights! Happy New Year! 10/24/2022

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Sybil Bruncheon’s 31 Days of Halloween… What to wear??...

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Questions for Sybil: I am always ready for Halloween. But it’s kinda hard to really enjoy in central Florida. Ya need really cool enough weather for costumes. What do you think??

Sybil: So true... and I never really feel comfortable with children Trick-or-Treating in coconut brassieres and grass skirts... it just isn't DONE!!! Perhaps it’s the lipstick and the false eyelashes! Even on the girls! Of course, when I was a child, my parents who were members of a “free-love society” dressed my twin sister Dagmar and I as Adam & Eve… in nothing but cardboard cut-out fig-leaves… (and not very big ones at that!) They had fallen on hard-times through bad investments in flavored toothpastes (caviar, escargot, sole meuniere, etc.), but my mother didn’t want Dagmar and me to “go without on Halloween”!

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Sybil Bruncheon’s 31 Days of Halloween: A Simple Request…

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Boys and Girls! Mummie wants to remind you when you’re making your Halloween costumes… it’s quite alright to be a ghost or a goblin or a witch… but let’s never paint our faces black, even if your older brother in college and his fraternity friends in a pick-up truck say it’s ok! It’s NOT!

And if they call you stupid, tell them your pal Sybil Bruncheon has big muscles and will punch them in their pitubees!!

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Sybil Bruncheon’s 31 Days of Halloween: Tricks-or-TREATS?

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Boys and Girls! Mummie wants to remind you when you’re out Trick-or-Treating!... ALWAYS have a grown-up check all your candies BEFORE you eat them… sometimes a bad man might hide something in your sweets that would give you a tummy-ache… or worse!

And also; make sure the grown-up who helps you is your Daddy or Mommy… and not just a man who drives up in a van with tinted windows and no license plates.

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Sybil Bruncheon's 31 Days of Halloween: "Biographies in Brief!... Uncle Fuzzy”…

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Mr. Herbert Limpkin had the distinction at eight years of age of being the only person ever bitten by one of the cute little bunnies at the Oakleyville Presbyterian Petting Zoo… and during their Springtime “Let’s Meet Our Animal Friends Festival”. Imagine how little Herbie must have felt with his pudgy little hand throbbing and bleeding as he looked down at the hissing white bunny with the red eyes!... and there on the office wall of the zoo’s nurse, a poster of the Blesséd Savior in his heavenly white robe, surrounded by little animals and children, extending his crucified palms… and all of them smiling; Jesus, animals, children smiling right at Herbie as he begged Nurse Charmondely NOT to put in the three stitches! Of course she did, and gave him a tetanus shot as well, which hurt like Hell!...

… which also gave him his infernal idea… the idea he employed as an adult when he decided to be the Easter Bunny at the Halloween Holidays-in-Hell Barn in Akron, Ohio. High School and college kids from miles around came to the fabulously scary installation which ran from October 1st through Halloween night itself, ending in a massive costume party and dance and a contest with prizes! Interestingly, no one seemed to notice as the October days went by that Mr. Limpkin was getting weirder and more withdrawn from his fellow “ghouls” and “goblins” during their lunch and dinner breaks in the actors’ cafeteria. Authorities found out later that he spent hours every night after work “enhancing” his Easter Bunny costume with finger nails made from actual nails… and teeth made from drill bits and broken switchblades. Scarier and scarier… and finally quite horrifying according to the two managers and the director of the facility, shortly before Herbie brought the ax… and used it!!

Later, during his seven consecutive life-sentences, he created the Uncle Fuzzy Junior Jammies Company employing his sewing skills in the prison crafting lounge, making cozy pajamas for children. Uncle Fuzzy’s company slogan??... “Sweet Dreams Are Our Business!”…

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*Tour-ette from my Cherry Grove garden; a guest dines on a fellow-diner!! JEEESH! 8/14/2022

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*Tour-ette in Suburbia!... a patio grill is definitely "drinking the Kool-aid!". (part 1) 7/14/2022

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*Tour-ette in Suburbia! A patio grill is definitely "drinking the Kool-aid!" (part 2) 7/14/2022

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